Paul Lewiston: I don’t think wearing costumes during business hours is such a good idea.
Shirley Schmidt: Ha. Oh, it’s good for moral. We end up getting a better turnout for the party.
(Down the hallway Jerry Espenson is coming toward Paul and Shirley. When Jerry spots Shirley and Paul he squeals then gives a short hop and he then quickly makes a right turn and hurries off.)
Shirley Schmidt: I wonder what he’s done now.
(After Lincoln Meyer hits the Judge with a shovel)
Lincoln Meyer: Oops. I didn’t see you there, Judge.
Alan: Is she sure?
Denny: No. I’m gonna have to have a paternity test. Can two full-sized people have a midget?
Alan: Does Bethany know?
Denny: I dunno. God. It’s one thing to date a dwarf but… to have fathered one! Oh!
Alan: Denny, I bet Bethany knows now. (He cringes.)
Denny: (His mouth is agape) Oh… God?
Alan: Afraid so.
Denny: (Looks down and Bethany looks up at him.() Hi, Honey. Who’s your daddy?