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Boston Legal: Smoke Signals

Bethany Horowitz asks Alan Shore to help her out with a case against a large tobacco company. But when it turns out that the defense attorney is Phoebe Prentice, an old flame of Alan's, he finds himself distracted and fears that he won't be able to perform in court. Meanwhile, Denny is distraught over his own personal lack of performance in the bedroom.

Source: ABC

Episode Info

Episode number: 5x1
Production Number: 5F01
Airdate: Monday September 22nd, 2008

Director: Bill D'Elia
Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Currently 8.2/10
8.2/10 (19 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Ally WalkerAlly Walker
As Attorney Phoebe Prentice
Meredith EatonMeredith Eaton
As Bethany Horowitz
Paul CollinsPaul Collins
As Lance Buttram
Philip NewbyPhilip Newby
As Dr. Harvey Loper
Wendy GazelleWendy Gazelle
As Maureen Rhodes
William DanielsWilliam Daniels
As Judge Milton Brody
Episode Quotes
Alan Shore: Twenty degrees starboard.
Denny Crane: Is that right or left?
Alan Shore: I mean port! No, port!
Denny Crane: Hey, I'm the Captain!
Alan Shore: Will you be quiet! It's right in front of us.

Denny Crane: Is that how you plan to try this case?
Alan Shore: Don't start with me, Denny. Alright? Do you have any idea how many people die every day from cigarettes?
Denny Crane: Oh, please, what else is new? Tobacco kills, big deal.
Alan Shore: Did you just say, "Big deal?"
Denny Crane: Well, it's old news.
Alan Shore: Well, first of all it's not just old news. It's absolutely current. The tobacco industry is more powerful today...
Denny Crane: It's boring!
Alan Shore: Well, have we all just been desensitized? Smoking kills. Whatever. We've all just gone numb.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorDavid E. Kelley
Warning: Boston Legal season 5 episode 1 guide may contain spoilers
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