Cory: It's hard to picture you as a boy...Did your parents call you Mr. Feeny?
Cory: Hey, you took gym!?
Mr. Feeny: They made me.
Amy: Well Cor, sometimes, two adults can think two different ways and both can be right.
Cory: The how come I only think one way about things and I'm always wrong?
Eric: (On the phone, as Amy walks past) Heather, I'm sorry, look you wear a turtleneck no one's even gonna notice! (Amy turns quickly to look at him, and he catches her glare) Ok, I sucked a neck!
Alan: Cory, your mother just said something to me that made sense.
Cory: Don'tcha hate when she does that?
Father Knows Less
Father Knows Less is a play on words of the 1950s sitcom, Father Knows Best
Cory: And do you wanna know what happened June 1st, 1964? A perfect game! Jim Bunning!
Jim Bunning was known for pitching his perfect game in 1964, however later he would be better known as being a Senator from the state of Kentucky.