Angela: Who is it?
Shawn: Milk man!
Angela: There aren't any milk men anymore.
Sgt. Moore: Drop and give me twenty!
Eric: Fine. (Drops to the floor and hands him a twenty dollar bill) Dude, you better pay me back!
Angela: Well, I hope you two will be very happy in the army.
Shawn: I'm not going to the army.
Angela: Why not?
Mr. Moore: I like this boy, but I like my country more and I don't want this boy anywhere near the army.
Rachel: By the way, what does ROTC stand for?
Topanga: It stands for Rachel ought to chill.
Sgt. Moore: Matthews!
Eric: Sir Yes sir.
Sgt. Moore: You are a disgrace to this universtiy,this country and humanity in general.
Eric: Oh wow.
Eric: I learned that when a girl beats you up, and I'm not gonna use any names..OPANGA-TAY!! That you can't let her know when your gonna sneak-attack her... I'm gonna get you Topanga! At 3:30, tomorrow, I'm gonna sneak attack you!
Sergeant Moore: (In cadence) I don't know, but I've been told.
Shawn: (In cadence) I don't know, but I've been told.
Sergeant Moore: (Normal Voice) Where the hell is everybody?
Shawn: (In cadence) Where the hell is everybody?
Sergeant Moore: (Normal Voice) Stop it!
Shawn: (In cadence) Stop it!
Sergeant Moore: Are you trying to be cute with me, boy?