Mr. Feeny: Eric, I have no idea what you're talking about. And that's the way uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it.
Eric: You know Jack, I'm having trouble opening this jar.
Jack: That's because it's a can.
Mr. Feeny: Gentlemen, this kind of behavior is juvenile and unbefitting of college sophomores. Did you really put a car in her room?
Cory and Shawn: (nod yes)
Mr. Feeny: That's great!
Topanga: No it's honey, you idiot.
Eric: No one cares about this crap Mr. Feeny, this is now.
Mr. Feeny: This kind of antics will not be tolerated. How did you do it?
Mr. Feeny: Relax. Take a nice drive - into your closet!