Amy: Go talk to the person you love.
Cory: (Thinks for a minute) That would be Shawn!

Shawn: She's tired, no appetite
Cory: Cranky
Shawn: Nauseous, and couldn't fit into your pants.
Cory: And stole them.
Shawn: Cory?
Cory: Yes Shawn.
Shawn: How would you feel if these waffles got all slathered in butter and made a little waffle?
Cory: I know what your saying Shawn ... you want seconds, hold on one sec.
Shawn: Nutnick! Topanga's pregnant.

Topanga: Well, Eric said I was fat.
Eric: Your not fat. Your hot. I only said that so you'd give me your pizza.

Cory: What? Wait a minute, you don't want sex, you're not hungry...You're starting to scare me!

Shawn: ...and she couldn't fit into your pants.
Cory: And stole them.