Lila: Man, why don't you two just hump and get it over with?
Kitty: Hump? Lila the last time somebody humped in America it was 1983 in a Porky's movie.

Justin: It's too much? You want to know what's too much? She's here. Mom invited her here.
Kitty: What do you mean "she's here"?
Justin: I mean she's out there drinking mojitos and -- and wearing big jewelry!

Kitty: Its just that I've found out today that my recently deceased father was a cheater. And it's thrown me for a -- it's thrown me.
Warren: Want to talk about it?
Kitty: To you? And hear more about your little "fiery deity"?
Warren: You don't have to. I was just offering.
Kitty: I had a boyfriend who cheated on me once, in college. His name was Alex Sapien. And when Tanya Cavanaugh told me what he'd done, I went and found him and I told him what I thought. I said "the world is too fragile for people to be untrue. There's too much at stake, and life's too short for lies. And you're the worst kind of person in the world, because you wasted my heart, my time."
Warren: What did he say?
Kitty: It doesn't matter what he said. What matters is I'm sitting here thinking the same thing about my dad. and I know its so silly, because I'm a grown woman and I know that's what men do, but he was my dad, and he's dead, and I can't kill him. And I can't ask him why.

Sarah: I thought you hated the guy. Why did you sleep with him?
Kitty: I didn't. The gin slept with him.
Sarah: We had the gin talk five years ago. It's the...
Both: Devil's drink!

Kitty: He did love you though.
Nora: He didn't give up anything to do it. What kind of love is that?

Nora: Would you care for some more lamb?
Warren: What's going on?
Nora: What do you mean?
Warren: Well, why isn't anyone but us talking?
Nora: Oh...Well they all think that I don't know that my husband had an affair with that women Holly over there; a long one, with a cunning little cottage built for two to go with it. Yes, Warren you see they all think I'm living in the dark and they're terrified that I'm going to figure it all out tonight. And in their panic and obliviousness and their eagerness to handle me they've lost their very basic ability to conduct themselves in a social circumstance. It's very sad, but there it is...Will someone please pass the mango, peach salsa to Scotty.