Giles: We can't let you go until we're sure that you're impotent or --
Spike: Hey!
Giles: Sorry, poor choice of words. Until we know that you're...
Buffy: Flaccid?
Spike: You are one step away, missy!
Buffy: Giles, help! He's gonna scold me.
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Anya: (about Oz) I only wish I had my powers back. I'd liquefy his entrails for her.
Xander: That's sweet.
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Buffy: Wow. Way to rebound.
Xander: I believe that's the dance of a brave little toaster.
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Buffy: Giles! I accidentally killed Spike! That's ok, right?
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Spike: Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon with the Big Pile of Dust.
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Buffy: (to Giles) But this day is about family, my real family. And I would like you to be the one to give me away.
Giles: Oh. Buffy... I... That's so... Oh, for God's sake! This is nonsense.
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Buffy: Do you want to be "William the Bloody"? Or just "Spike"? 'Cause, either way, it's gonna look majorly weird.
Spike: Whereas the name "Buffy" gives it that touch of classic elegance.
Buffy: What's wrong with "Buffy"?
Giles: Huh! Such a good question.
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(Xander waves his hands in front of Giles's face)
Giles: Stop whatever you're doing. You smell like fruit roll-ups.
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Buffy: Spike and I are getting married!
Xander: How? What? How?
Giles: Three excellent questions.
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Spike: What are you looking at?
Buffy: The man I love.
Xander: Can I be blind, too?
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Spike: I'm not the one who wanted "Wind Beneath My Wings" for our first dance.
Buffy: That was the spell.
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