Michael: What are you doing mom?
Madeline: Making a salad. I'm getting healthy.
Michael: Does the recipe call for cigarette ash?
Madeline: One mountain a day Michael. That's what my yoga teacher said.
Michael: You never leave the house where are you meeting yogis?
Madeline: I bought a home yoga dvd on the home shopping network.
Michael: that's great..
Michael: We want all your records, and all the money from the girls you pimped.
Carl: Pimp? I'm not a pimp.
Michael: You say tomato. I say pimp.