Sam: If you wanna get in her room, now would be the time.
Michael: Sure, I'll just, uh, teleport myself over there. Or do you have a better suggestion?
Sam: You could use this master key.

Michael: (voiceover) A semi has about four feet of clearance under it. Sliding beneath it on a motorcycle is possible, but risky. Too low and the pavement will grind you to a pulp, too high and any part of your body that hits the trailer will no longer be part of your body.

Michael: Call me if Carla makes a move and order yourself some dessert -- you earned it.
Sam: I'm all over it, buddy. Doesn't have to be food, right?

Michael: And go easy on the mojitos.
Sam: They always go easy on me.