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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Assume Nothing (1)

Two couples meet at a bar, but only one couple will leave alive. However, after the second couple turn up dead, murdered in a similar fashion, the CSIs begin to suspect that two serial killers are on the loose. But when information about the case is leaked to the press, and when the team has a hard time obtaining a search warrant from a judge, the case becomes increasingly complicated. Meanwhile, Catherine learns some disturbing information about her father’s murder trial.

Episode Info

Episode number: 4x1
Airdate: Thursday September 25th, 2003

Alternate Airdates:

ZA (SONY) Jul 02, 2013

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Guest Stars
Archie Kao
As Archie Johnson
Brandon Kirsch
As Officer Almada
Breck Wilson
As Fred Laggerman
David Berman
As David Phillips
John Doman
As Judge Slater
Michael Lopez
As Checco Domiguez
Nichole Hiltz
As Natasha Rifkin
Paula Francis
As Herself
Romy Rosemont
As Jacqui Franco
Rudolf Martin
As Cameron Klinefeld
Sandra Hess
As Mandy Klinefeld
Scott Wilson
As Sam Braun
Sue-Ling Garcia Hyde
As Alice Dominguez
Terry Bozeman
As Brad Lewis
Josh Holloway
As Kenny Richmond

Co-Guest Stars
Jim Jenkins
As Reporter #1
Lydia Blanco
As Maid
Maureen Muldoon
As Reporter #2
Michael Azria
As California Kid
Main Cast
George Eads
As Nick Stokes
Jorja Fox
As Sara Sidle
Eric Szmanda
As Gregory "Greg" Sanders
Robert David Hall
As Dr. Albert "Al" Robbins
Marg Helgenberger
As Catherine Willows
William Petersen
As Gil Grissom
Gary Dourdan
As Warrick Brown
Paul Guilfoyle (1)
As Captain Jim Brass
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
CirrusBreakbeat Suckers 
CirrusDragon Lounge 
N.E.R.DTruth or Dare 

Episode Quotes
Gil: I think your cell phone's vibrating.
Catherine: You heard that?
Gil: Mm-hmm.
(Catherine reaches for her phone and smiles at Gil.)
Catherine: You're back.
Gil: Huh?
(Catherine smiles as she answers her phone. Gil winks at her.)

Man: Well, I-I had just ordered a pay-per-view movie, and it was just about to begin.
Brass: Oh, yeah? Which one was that?
Man: Arma-get-it-on.
Brass: You mean, Armageddon?
Man: No. Arma-get-it-on.
Brass: Oh. Good movie?
Man: Worked for me.

(Doc Robbins removes a piece of glitter from her toes. Camera zooms in to show that it's purple and has a S-shaped cut out in the middle of the square piece.)
Catherine: Glitter?
Al: Yeah. There is a ... a strip club, um, named Shimmer on industrial. I, uh, recognized the "s" almost immediately.
Catherine: You go, Doc.

Dancer: Yeah, they look familiar -
(She hands the paper with the DMV license information back to Gil.)
Dancer: ... from the neck up. I must've given them four, five lap dances each. They made my night.
Catherine: So, they were George.
(Gil looks up at them. Catherine supplies an explanation.)
Catherine: Big tippers.
Dancer: No. They weren't the ones paying for it. The other couple was.
Gil: The other couple?
Dancer: Yeah, we were all in the VIP booth over there. The four of them -- they came in together. The other couple just wanted to watch. So I assumed they were friends. Good friends. I didn't get a good look at the other two, but they slid that money across the table ... mmm, brick this big. So, like I said, they just wanted to doggie in the window.
(Gil looks from the Dancer to Catherine.)
Catherine: (explains) Watch.
Dancer: And they were subbing drinks left and right.
(Again, Gil looks from the Dancer to Catherine.)
Catherine: Ordering clear drinks to keep the party going.

Dancer: You sure you don't want a dance? I could be your specimen. You could be my mad scientist.
Catherine: (smiles) He already is, sweetheart. Thanks.

Catherine: Sam told me it takes a lifetime to establish a reputation and just a second to ruin it. When I suspected that Sam was my father, I didn't go to him. I didn't go to Grissom. I went to Greg and had him run a DNA test.
Warrick: On who?
Catherine: On me.
Warrick: What'd you use as an exemplar?
Catherine: Blood evidence from his case.
Warrick: That's why they kicked it.
Catherine: Yup. And I'm just afraid.
Warrick: Of what?
Catherine: A backlash.

Sara: This is our first bucket brigade together, gentlemen. Try and say that ten times fast. Bucket brigade. Bucket brigade. Bucket brigade.

(Nick steps out of the bathroom and sees Gil examining the Magic Fingers.)
Nick: Haven't you ever seen one of those before?
Gil: Not in person, no.
Nick: Magic Fingers. Twenty-five cents for 15 minutes of vibration. Died a slow death in the '70s due to vandalism and seedy connotations. Good for sex. Good for sleep ... too.

(Catherine gathers up the rest of the coins and puts them in a package. Gil walks over to the bed and puts a coin in the Magic Fingers. The bed starts to vibrate. Gil lies down on the bed. Catherine gives him a look. He holds up a hand.)
Gil: I need 15 minutes to think.
(Catherine puts the coins in her hand in the package.)
Catherine: Enjoy.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorAnthony E. Zuiker
Main Title ThemeThe Who
Warning: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation season 4 episode 1 guide may contain spoilers
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