The email address (buffy227@gmail.com) does not exist.

Mr. Lester: Rosy Palm and Thumbelina are the only action I get.

Dr. Robbins: At least after five years they don't smell anymore.
David: Always with the silver lining.

Lab Tech: I guess you're kind of a role model for me.
Greg: A role model, huh?
Lab Tech: Yeah. By the way, where do you get your hair cut?

Brass: He said he checked to see if she was still alive and held her 'til the paramedics came.
Cathrine: Wouldn't you?
Brass: You never met my ex.

Grissom: They were married and they slept in separate rooms.
Sara: Maybe one of them snored or had insomnia or liked to work at night.
Grissom: Maybe they were suffocating each other and he couldn't breathe.

(Grissom is spraying ketchup out of his mouth)
Catherine: You want fries with that?

Title: Bite Me

While also used as a pejorative slang insult (sometimes humorously, sometimes in anger), the term "Bite Me" would also refer to the mechanism by which vampires are purported to drain the blood from their victims.

Mr. Lester: Rosy Palm and Thumbelina are the only action I get.

These terms are slang for self-masturbation, referring to one's hand as though a separate human entity with a girl's name.

E-Mail Address: buffy227@gmail.com

"Buffy" is the titular character on Buffy The Vampire Slayer, a very popular series about a girl with the unlikely name "Buffy", with supernatural powers designed for such, hunting vampires and other supernatural monsters. The connection to blood thus becomes obvious.