Eric: So we have a murder weapon and a suspect. What have you got?
Speedle: (Holding up a pair of large purple panties) I have a murder weapon of a different sort.
(About a suspect's alibi)
Calleigh: (to Horatio) Do you believe her story?
Horatio: I don't know ... I guess that depends on how you like seeing men dress up in your underwear.
Calleigh: Personally, leather chaps, nothing else. (She looks at Horatio's face) That was a joke.
Horatio: I know.
Alex: Nicotine was introduced through the penile tissue… gives a whole new meaning to the term “Members only”…