The Weakest Link: Commander Hoo-Haw is coming to Camp Kidney for inspection and if Camp Kidney fails, Commander Hoo-Haw will take all of the campers' underwear rations. Meanwhile, Edward sends Lazlo, Clam, and Raj out to search for a rock that is about to be extinct, just so they won't mess up inspection.

Lumpy Treasure: When Raj gets bitten by mosquitoes on his rump, it turns out to be in a form of a treasure map. So the Jellies go to Itchy Island to find treasure with Raj's rump as a map, but there are others who want the treasure too.