Sheriff Steele: He stopped at Jimmy's Bar for a drink, Friday's as a rule.
Cannon: Did he drink much?
Sheriff Steele: No, no, one or two. Always the same thing too, a martini.
Cannon: Well you must have checked on him pretty thoroughly.
Sheriff Steele: Not so much that, people around here think that a martini is some kind of foreign car.

Mrs. Lucas: There's just no way we'll ever be able to express how we feel about you, Mr. Cannon.
Cannon: Yes, there is a way. Now look, you two own this magnificent ranch. And one of these days you're going to give a fantastic barbeque in which you will barbeque a whole beef. I have always all my life wanted to be in charge of barbequing a whole beef. Will you give me a call, please?