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Cavemen: The Mascot

When Nick lands a job as a substitute teacher, he discovers that the school's mascot is offensive to cavemen so he works to have it changed. Andy finally gets a job when Leslie hires him as a personal accountant. However, Andy is torn when he discovers some shady financial practices Leslie is taking part in.

Episode Info
Episode number: 1x4
Production Number: 104
Airdate: Tuesday October 23rd, 2007

Guest Stars
Jeff Daniel PhillipsJeff Daniel Phillips
As Maurice
Amy FarringtonAmy Farrington
As Mrs. Collins

Co-Guest Stars
Brandon BrendelBrandon Brendel
As Football Player
Laura SeayLaura Seay
As Lisa
Heidi GodtHeidi Godt
As Cindy
Jay ReissJay Reiss
As Mr. Riley
Maitland McConnellMaitland McConnell
As Cheerleader


Andy is filling out his resume to apply for an account job, while Nick reveals that he’s taken on a job as a substitute teacher. Andy gives him a ride, which doesn’t work out well when Nick spits food in the car. ..

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ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
FoghatSlow Ride 

Episode Quotes
Andy: Did you see my special skills? I betcha didn’t know I was a drum major, huh?
Nick: You just get cooler every second.

Nick: So let’s go through the basics, shall I? Do I live in a cave, no. I live in a sweet ass condo. Do I hunt and kill my own food? No. I shop in an organic grocery store and pay too much for heirloom tomatoes. Do I paint animals on walls? On occasion, when I’m drunk enough. Any more questions? Hannah Montana?
Mimi: Do you have a tail?
Nick: Yes, and it’s got a poisonous barb on it so don’t mess with me.

Leslie: You two look but exactly alike.
Andy: We get that a lot.
Leslie: I bet.
Andy: From you.

Leslie: I’ll pay you. Under the table, of course. Oops, I guess I shouldn’t say that to my accountant.
Andy: Probably not.

Nick: Here’s the crazy thing, I’m kinda digging this whole teaching thing.
Maurice: Of course you are, man, You’re surrounded by all those high school honeys all day
Joel: Okay, That’s a little creepy.
Maurice: What, I’m talking about the teachers, man. With their hair in those tight little buns, the cat glasses with little chains, and the black shoes that look like pilgrim shoes.
Joel: Did you go to school in the ‘50s?
Maurice: Oh, I wish.

Maurice: I feel the need, the need for speed! Where you at, Nicholas?
Nick: I’m still reeling from that ultra current reference.

Nick: Sweet Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, what is that?

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