Nick and Andy are sitting by the pool when they spot Jake Coskey, a new guy at the condo who is making friends. Joel is off to see if he’s receiving the executive training program position and Nick warns him that there’s no chance he’ll get the job. After all, he’s a caveman. After Joel leaves, Nick gets a good look at Jake and figures that he’s a “shaver”: a caveman who shaves off his body hair to pass as a human. Nick and Andy head up to the apartment and discuss shavers, including John Tesh...Read the full recap
Andy: There are a lot of hot babes living here, Nick.
Nick: Yeah, if you like bleached-out silicone stuffed cougar pups.
Andy: I do.
Nick: Poor Joel, you’re like a moth that just keeps hurling itself at a screen, unable to accept the fact that it’s never going to get into the house.
Joel: Moths get into houses all the time.
Nick: Fine, something bigger, like a grizzly bear.
Andy: No, a bear doesn’t work because it could just burst right through the screen. You got to get something small like a hummingbird.
Nick: Why would a humming bird wanna get into a house?
Andy: Because there’s nectar inside.
Joel: I just wanna relax.
Nick: What could be more relaxing then closely examining another man’s features?
Nick: Good morning, traitor.
Joel: Good morning.
Nick: Sleep well, traitor?
Nick: Where’d you get those business cards? Traitor Joe’s?
Joel: Oh so the plan is to work the word “traitor” into every sentence.
Nick: No… Traitor! Uh-oh, changed my mind.