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Season 1 |
| 1 :01x01 - Ep. #101 (Jan/22/2003) | Popcopy: Chappelle plays the manager in a Popcopy store training tape. The tape shows Popcopy's employees how to behave and essentially piss off the customers. Anyone who has ever been in one of these massive chain copy stores can relate.
Mitsubishi Jab: he show comes out swinging with a jab at that annoying pop-lockin' girl in the Mitsubishi ads. A look-alike is in the car with Chappelle. As she dances in the seat, Chappelle makes terrible faces, clearly annoyed at her dancing style.
Nat's Hollywood Christmas: Nat King Cole's rep is besmirched when Chappelle stands up for hip-hop's objectification of women.
Home Stenographer In this skit, you can order a home stenographer, an actual person to transcribe what exactly was said in conversations. There is also a travel stenographer that is mentioned at the end of skit.
Black KKK: Chappelle plays a blind white supremacist by the name of Clayton Bigsby. Clayton gets interviewed, thinking he is white based on what his foster caretakers have told him, and the world finds out the truth about this African-bashing, African-American author. | | Guest Stars: Michael Rapaport as Popcopy Worker, William Bogert as Himself, Guillermo Diaz as Popcopy Worker | Director: Rusty Cundieff, Bobcat Goldthwait, Andre Allen (1)
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan (1) | | | |
| 2 :01x02 - Ep. #102 (Jan/29/2003) | Pretty Whirl Girl: This sketch is about when Dave gets this pretty white girl to sing his thoughts, as he claims that nobody wants to hear himself say them.
Tyrone Bigguns: Tyrone visits an elementary school in order to keep kids off drugs.
Dave's Educated Guess Line: Dave having his own psychic hot line and predicts stuff based on stereotypes (a satire on Ms. Cleo)
Wrap it Up: People who get tired of another person pull out a box that says Wrap it Up. | | Guest Stars: Mos Def as Himself, Guillermo Diaz as Defendant | Director: Neal Brennan (1), Bobcat Goldthwait, Andre Allen (1)
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan (1) | | | | | | | | | |
| 5 :01x05 - Ep. #105 (Feb/19/2003) | Rocka Pads: Damon Dash, head of Roc-a-fella records, introducing hip-hop tampons
Redman Potty Fresh: A commercial for toilet cleaner featuring rapper Redman.
Great Moments in Hook-up History: Martin Johnson has gone eight weeks without ass. Then at a bar he meets drunk Ashly Evans and sees his chance.
Ask a Black Dude with Paul Mooney: Comedian Paul Mooney answers various questions about black people.
Inside Chappelle's Show Studio: Dave Chappelle is interviewed about movies Dave has been in. Clips of each movie they talk about are shown
Musical Performance by Fat Joe. | | Guest Stars: Rashida Jones as Roca-Pads girl #1, Fat Joe as Musical Guest, Paul Mooney (1) as Himself, Redman as Himself, Damon Dash as Himself, William Bogert as Himself (as Bill Bogert), Michael Cullen (1) as Sarge, | Uncredited: Yvonne Sayers as Punk Rocker, Mos Def as Soldier | Director: Neal Brennan (1)
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan (1) | | | | | | |
| 7 :01x07 - Ep. #107 (Mar/05/2003) | Great Moments in Hook-up History: A guy named Bobby must deal with a girl's friends before he can hook up with her.
Real Movies - The Matrix: A version of The Matrix that takes place in an office.
Wu Tang Financial: Commercial for a company called Wu Tang Financial where members of the rap group are financial consults.
Real Movies - Pretty Woman: In the real version of Pretty Woman, the guy tells the woman to get the f**k out of here instead of falling for her.
Ask a Black Dude with Paul Mooney: Paul Mooney once again answers some more questions about black people.
Channel 3 News: Channel 3 news investigates a sex scandal among the Jedi Knights.
Musical Performance by Killer Mike | | Guest Stars: Stephen King (1) as Himself, Killer Mike as Musical Guest, Rita Pietropinto as Reporter | Director: Bobcat Goldthwait, Andre Allen (1), Neal Brennan (1)
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan (1) | | | |
| 8 :01x08 - Ep. #108 (Mar/12/2003) | Real Movie Versions: Dave thinks of what the movies Ghost and Half-Backed would be like if they happened in real life.
Racist Hollywood Animals: Frontline investigates accusations of racism against Flipper, Lassie, and Mr. Ed.
Tyrone Biggums' Intervention: Tyrone Biggums' friends set up an intervention after Tyrone ruins their lives.
What Men Want: Dave takes the movie What Woman Want and turns it into a much perverted version "What Men Want."
Musical Performance by Slum Village | | Guest Stars: Rob Wilson (3) as Rob, Cherene Snow as Rhonda, Patrick Collins (1) as Intervention Counselor, Guillermo Diaz as Scarface, Mos Def as Anonymous Actor | Director: Bobcat Goldthwait, Neal Brennan (1)
Writer: Neal Brennan (1), Dave Chappelle | | | |
| 9 :01x09 - Ep. #109 (Mar/19/2003) | Dave Stars in His Own Video Game: Dave wonders what life would be like if he was in Grand Theft Auto.
Blackzilla: Dave plays Blackzilla, a huge black man the size of Godzilla who invades Tokyo.
Dave's Two Minute Special: Dave does a two minute special for HBO, but it ends before he can get to the stage.
The Player Haters Ball: The most ruthless player haters gather together to compete to be the biggest player hater.
Musical guest: The Roots | | Guest Stars: Tsuyoshi Kondo as Japanese Man, Patrice O'Neal as Pit Bull, The Roots as Musical Guest, Rich Vos as White Playa Hater, Cindy Katz as HBO Announcer, Ice-T as Himself | Director: Andre Allen (1), Rusty Cundieff, Neal Brennan (1), Scott Vindent
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan (1) | | | |
| 10 :01x10 - Ep. #110 (Mar/26/2003) | History Channel: World's Greatest Wars: A Sketch about how the first gangs of New York came about over a guy stepping on another guy's shoe.
R. Kelly (Piss On You) Music Video: Dave shows an R. Kelly video with evidence of his sex tapes in it.
Ask a black dude with Paul Mooney: Paul Mooney answers some questions on black people that white people are too scared to ask in person.
Real Version of Deep Impact: The real version of Deep Impact in which the president (Dave) tells all the secrets of the white house including: the cure for AIDS, cloning, and aliens.
Musical Performance by GZA of the Wu-Tang Clan.
| | Guest Stars: Paul Mooney (1) as Himself, Cynthia Ditmars as Paula, Christine Ditmars as Paula, Carolyn Ditmars as Paula, GZA as Musical Guest, Mos Def as Gen. Cornrow Wallace, | Uncredited: Yvonne Sayers as Skater, Patrick Garner as White Guy, Patrick Collins (1) as White Guy | Director: Scott Vindent, Andre Allen (1), Rusty Cundieff
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan (1) | | | |
| 11 :01x11 - Ep. #111 (Apr/02/2003) | Headphones: New York City DJ Funkmaster Flex introduces a new street rapper to a label, but when he starts recording, all he can say is "turn the headphones up!"
Make a Wish: A dying kid with cancer gets his wish when Dave visits him in the hospital. They start playing PlayStation. It's all fun and games until Dave starts loosing.
Crazy Camera: Dave buys a video camera, which has special powers, from a Chinese guy . The camera lets you hear the person your taping's inner thoughts, see the person's inner self, the last person they had sex with, and where they'll be twenty years later. Dave does this to Carson Daly and others before turning the camera on himself.
Musical Performance by De La Soul. | | Guest Stars: De La Soul as Themselves, Funkmaster Flex as Himself, Carson Daly as Himself, Greer Barnes as Fisticuffs Fan | Director: Rusty Cundieff, Andre Allen (1), Scott Vindent, Neal Brennan (1)
Writer: Neal Brennan (1), Dave Chappelle | | | |
| 12 :01x12 - Ep. #112 (Apr/09/2003) | Trading Spouses: A black man named Leonard switches with a white man and must deal with his wife and family.
O'Dweed's: Dave shows a commercial for a family-friendly brand of pot called O'Dweeds.
Cool Sports Moves: Dave shows moves that trick people in sports.
Musical Performance by BlackStar (Talib Kweli and Mos Def)
| | Special Guest Stars: Black Star as Musical Guest, | Guest Stars: Mick Hazen as Jeffrey, Barney Fitzpatrick as Police Officer, Rudy Rush as Announcer, Karyn Quackenbush as Trading Spouses Host, Tina Benko as Katie, Gillien Goll as Therapist Judy, Irma St. Paule as Martha, Mos Def as Musical Guest (as BlackStar), Talib Kweli as Musical Guest (as BlackStar), | Uncredited: Phyllis Somerville as Old Lady #2, Wali Collins as Deadbeat Dad | Director: Scott Vindent, Andre Allen (1), Bobcat Goldthwait, Neal Brennan (1)
Writer: Neal Brennan (1), Dave Chappelle | | | | | | | | | |
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