Dave: (To his girlfriend) You act like all I wanna do is zoom zoom in your boom boom...
Chappelle has just lost a role in a movie to Nick Cannon)
Dave: Who? Who's Nick Cannon?
Son: Daddy, Nick Cannon's Hilarious.
Dave: Man, f*ck you son! I'm glad you think he's so goddamn hilarious because he just walked off with your school clothes money. It's funny isn't it? I'm broke nigga, I'm broke!
In The Three Daves sketch, Dave knocked the cop to the ground said "Now spread your cheeks and lift your sack." which was a direct reference to one of his stand up bits seen on his HBO speical Killin' them softly.