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1 :01x01 - Ep. #101
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan
Director: Rusty Cundieff, Bobcat Goldthwait, Andre Allen
Guest star: William Bogert (Himself), Guillermo Diaz (Popcopy Worker), Michael Rapaport (Popcopy Worker)
Popcopy: Chappelle plays the manager in a Popcopy store training tape. The tape shows Popcopy's employees how to behave and essentially piss off the customers. Anyone who has ever been in one of these massive chain copy stores can relate.
Mitsubishi Jab: he show comes out swinging with a jab at that annoying pop-lockin' girl in the Mitsubishi ads. A look-alike is in the car with Chappelle. As she dances in the seat, Chappelle makes terrible faces, clearly annoyed at her dancing style.
Nat's Hollywood Christmas: Nat King Cole's rep is besmirched when Chappelle stands up for hip-hop's objectification of women.
Home Stenographer In this skit, you can order a home stenographer, an actual person to transcribe what exactly was said in conversations. There is also a travel stenographer that is mentioned at the end of skit.
Black KKK: Chappelle plays a blind white supremacist by the name of Clayton Bigsby. Clayton gets interviewed, thinking he is white based on what his foster caretakers have told him, and the world finds out the truth about this African-bashing, African-American author.
2 :01x02 - Ep. #102
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan
Director: Neal Brennan, Bobcat Goldthwait, Andre Allen
Guest star: Mos Def (Himself), Guillermo Diaz (Defendant)
Pretty Whirl Girl: This sketch is about when Dave gets this pretty white girl to sing his thoughts, as he claims that nobody wants to hear himself say them.
Tyrone Bigguns: Tyrone visits an elementary school in order to keep kids off drugs.
Dave's Educated Guess Line: Dave having his own psychic hot line and predicts stuff based on stereotypes (a satire on Ms. Cleo)
Wrap it Up: People who get tired of another person pull out a box that says Wrap it Up.
3 :01x03 - Ep. #103
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan
Director: Bobcat Goldthwait, Andre Allen, Neal Brennan
Guest star: Talib Kweli (Himself), Prudence Wright-Holmes ("Innappropriate Videos" Sketch)
QVC: Dave shows us exactly how low class the QVC shopping network is. In this parody, the QVC offer a bunch of disgusting products sold by even more disgusting TV personalities.
Roots: Outtakes from a fictitious DVD of the movie Roots
It's A Wonderful Chest: A woman wants to have smaller breasts but then comes along an "Angel"(Dave) who shows her why its good to have big breasts.
Featuring a performance by Talib Kweli
4 :01x04 - Ep. #104
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan
Director: Bobcat Goldthwait, Rusty Cundieff, Neal Brennan
Guest star: Busta Rhymes (Musical Guest)
Black Reparations: The world is turned upside down when black people finally get reparations for slavery and a black man named Tron becomes the world's richest person.
New York Boobs: Dave gives awards to girls with great boobs in Times Square.
Musical Guest: Busta Rhymes.
5 :01x05 - Ep. #105
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan
Director: Neal Brennan
Guest star: Michael Cullen (Sarge), William Bogert (Himself (as Bill Bogert)), Redman (Himself), Fat Joe (Musical Guest), Rashida Jones (Roca-Pads girl #1), Paul Mooney (Himself), Damon Dash (Himself), Mos Def (Soldier), Yvonne Sayers (Punk Rocker)
Rocka Pads: Damon Dash, head of Roc-a-fella records, introducing hip-hop tampons
Redman Potty Fresh: A commercial for toilet cleaner featuring rapper Redman.
Great Moments in Hook-up History: Martin Johnson has gone eight weeks without ass. Then at a bar he meets drunk Ashly Evans and sees his chance.
Ask a Black Dude with Paul Mooney: Comedian Paul Mooney answers various questions about black people.
Inside Chappelle's Show Studio: Dave Chappelle is interviewed about movies Dave has been in. Clips of each movie they talk about are shown
Musical Performance by Fat Joe.
6 :01x06 - Ep. #106
Writer: Neal Brennan, Dave Chappelle
Director: Bobcat Goldthwait
Guest star: Christian Finnegan (Chad), Patrick Garner (Chad's Dad), Greer Barnes (Eddie Murphy), Amy Garber (Katie), David Broom (Himself/Musical Guest), Elon Gold (George W. Bush), Mario Cantone (Himself)
The Mad Real World: A white guy named Chad is on The Real World with a bunch of crazy black people.
Third World Girls Gone Wild: An infomercial smiliar to the Girls Gone Wild videos and replacing hot girls with women from the third world.
The Dave Chappelle Story: This sketch spoofs Antwone Fisher, which tells the story of Dave Chappelle and how he was born and came to be.
Ask a Gay Guy: This is a short sketch in which a few people get to ask Mario Cantone some funny questions.
7 :01x07 - Ep. #107
Writer: Neal Brennan, Dave Chappelle
Director: Bobcat Goldthwait, Neal Brennan, Andre Allen
Guest star: Rita Pietropinto (Reporter), Stephen King (Himself), Killer Mike (Musical Guest)
Great Moments in Hook-up History: A guy named Bobby must deal with a girl's friends before he can hook up with her.
Real Movies - The Matrix: A version of The Matrix that takes place in an office.
Wu Tang Financial: Commercial for a company called Wu Tang Financial where members of the rap group are financial consults.
Real Movies - Pretty Woman: In the real version of Pretty Woman, the guy tells the woman to get the f**k out of here instead of falling for her.
Ask a Black Dude with Paul Mooney: Paul Mooney once again answers some more questions about black people.
Channel 3 News: Channel 3 news investigates a sex scandal among the Jedi Knights.
Musical Performance by Killer Mike
8 :01x08 - Ep. #108
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan
Director: Neal Brennan, Bobcat Goldthwait
Guest star: Cherene Snow (Rhonda), Mos Def (Anonymous Actor), Rob Wilson (Rob), Patrick Collins (Intervention Counselor), Guillermo Diaz (Scarface)
Real Movie Versions: Dave thinks of what the movies Ghost and Half-Backed would be like if they happened in real life.
Racist Hollywood Animals: Frontline investigates accusations of racism against Flipper, Lassie, and Mr. Ed.
Tyrone Biggums' Intervention: Tyrone Biggums' friends set up an intervention after Tyrone ruins their lives.
What Men Want: Dave takes the movie What Woman Want and turns it into a much perverted version "What Men Want."
Musical Performance by Slum Village
9 :01x09 - Ep. #109
Writer: Neal Brennan, Dave Chappelle
Director: Scott Vindent, Neal Brennan, Rusty Cundieff, Andre Allen
Guest star: Rich Vos (White Playa Hater), The Roots (Musical Guest), Patrice O'Neal (Pit Bull), Tsuyoshi Kondo (Japanese Man), Cindy Katz (HBO Announcer), Ice-T (Himself)
Dave Stars in His Own Video Game: Dave wonders what life would be like if he was in Grand Theft Auto.
Blackzilla: Dave plays Blackzilla, a huge black man the size of Godzilla who invades Tokyo.
Dave's Two Minute Special: Dave does a two minute special for HBO, but it ends before he can get to the stage.
The Player Haters Ball: The most ruthless player haters gather together to compete to be the biggest player hater.
Musical guest: The Roots
10 :01x10 - Ep. #110
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan
Director: Scott Vindent, Andre Allen, Rusty Cundieff
Guest star: Carolyn Ditmars (Paula), Paul Mooney (Himself), Cynthia Ditmars (Paula), Christine Ditmars (Paula), Mos Def (Gen. Cornrow Wallace), GZA (Musical Guest), Patrick Collins (White Guy), Patrick Garner (White Guy), Yvonne Sayers (Skater)
History Channel: World's Greatest Wars: A Sketch about how the first gangs of New York came about over a guy stepping on another guy's shoe.
R. Kelly (Piss On You) Music Video: Dave shows an R. Kelly video with evidence of his sex tapes in it.
Ask a black dude with Paul Mooney: Paul Mooney answers some questions on black people that white people are too scared to ask in person.
Real Version of Deep Impact: The real version of Deep Impact in which the president (Dave) tells all the secrets of the white house including: the cure for AIDS, cloning, and aliens.
Musical Performance by GZA of the Wu-Tang Clan.
11 :01x11 - Ep. #111
Writer: Neal Brennan, Dave Chappelle
Director: Rusty Cundieff, Andre Allen, Neal Brennan, Scott Vindent
Guest star: Carson Daly (Himself), De La Soul (Themselves), Funkmaster Flex (Himself), Greer Barnes (Fisticuffs Fan)
Headphones: New York City DJ Funkmaster Flex introduces a new street rapper to a label, but when he starts recording, all he can say is "turn the headphones up!"
Make a Wish: A dying kid with cancer gets his wish when Dave visits him in the hospital. They start playing PlayStation. It's all fun and games until Dave starts loosing.
Crazy Camera: Dave buys a video camera, which has special powers, from a Chinese guy . The camera lets you hear the person your taping's inner thoughts, see the person's inner self, the last person they had sex with, and where they'll be twenty years later. Dave does this to Carson Daly and others before turning the camera on himself.
Musical Performance by De La Soul.
12 :01x12 - Ep. #112
Writer: Neal Brennan, Dave Chappelle
Director: Scott Vindent, Neal Brennan, Andre Allen, Bobcat Goldthwait
Guest star: Black Star (Musical Guest), Rudy Rush (Announcer), Barney Fitzpatrick (Police Officer), Talib Kweli (Musical Guest (as BlackStar)), Irma St. Paule (Martha), Karyn Quackenbush (Trading Spouses Host), Gillien Goll (Therapist Judy), Tina Benko (Katie), Mos Def (Musical Guest (as BlackStar)), Mick Hazen (Jeffrey), Wali Collins (Deadbeat Dad), Phyllis Somerville (Old Lady #2)
Trading Spouses: A black man named Leonard switches with a white man and must deal with his wife and family.
O'Dweed's: Dave shows a commercial for a family-friendly brand of pot called O'Dweeds.
Cool Sports Moves: Dave shows moves that trick people in sports.
Musical Performance by BlackStar (Talib Kweli and Mos Def)
13 :01x13 - The Best of Chappelle's Show: Volume 1 Mixtape
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan
Director: Andre Allen, Neal Brennan
Guest star: Chris Rock (Himself), 50 Cent (Himself)
A clip show featuring the best of Dave's sketches.
14 :01x14 - The Best of Chappelle's Show: Volume 2 Mixtape
Writer: Neal Brennan, Dave Chappelle
Director: Neal Brennan
Guest star: Carson Daly (Himself), Mike D (Himself), David Alan Grier (Himself), Wanda Sykes (Herself), Neal Brennan (Himself)
A second clip show featuring the best of Dave's sketches from season 1.
15 :02x01 - Ep. #201
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan
Director: Neal Brennan, Andre Allen, Scott Vindent
Guest star: Mos Def (Rondell, Black Delegation Rep), Ed Rubeo (Jewish Delegation Rep), RZA (Himself), Angie Martinez (Latino Delegation Rep), GZA (Himself), Ken Kliban (Customer #1), Neal Brennan (Guy in the Club), Gloria Velez (Blonde in the Club), Karl Lake (Robot Dancer)
Samuel Jackson Beer Commercial: An advertisement for Samuel Jackson beer where Dave plays Samuel L Jackson dressed up as the Sam Adams colonial brewmaster.
Chappelle Campaign Ads: Dave rolls a few campaign commercials as if he were running for any office.
Things Look Better In Slow Motion: A quick sketch in which Dave proves that certain events look good in slow motion while others are best left to real time.
The Racial Draft: A number of celebrities, sports stars, musicians and politicians are 'drafted' to a certain race. ie Tiger Woods being drafted by the blacks and is now 'all black'. Lenny Kravitz is drafted by the Jews and Ellian Gonzalez is drafted by the Latinos. Wu Tang clan being drafted by the Asians.
16 :02x02 - Ep. #202
Writer: Neal Brennan, Dave Chappelle
Director: Scott Vindent, Neal Brennan
Guest star: Johnny Pruitt (Tim Niggar), Geany Masai (Miss Harvey), Margo Skinner (Emily Niggar), Dan Ziskie (Frank Niggar), N'Bushe Wright (Calvin's Girlfriend), Paul Mooney (Negrodamus), Sophina Brown (Clifton's Wife), Jesse Borrego (Mr. Wetback), Karl Lake (Robot Dancer), Neal Brennan (Audience Member), Michael Carbonaro (WacArnold's Manager)
Calvin Gets a Job at WacArnolds: Dave plays Calvin, an inner city youth who gets a job at WacArnolds (McDonalds). The community is congratulating him and letting him know how proud they are of him. But three weeks later they aren't so happy.
Negrodamus: Negrodamus (Paul Mooney) answers life's questions.
Black Gallagher: Dave plays a black man who goes on tour as 'Black Gallagher' (the cheesy stand up comic whose bit was smashing fruit with a sledgehammer).
The Niggar Family: Meet a white family in the 50s whose last name happens to be 'niggar.' Dave plays their colored milk man.
17 :02x03 - Ep. #203
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan
Director: Andre Allen
Guest star: Ahmir-Khalib Thompson (Himself (as ?uestlove)), John Mayer (Himself), Vida Guerra (Stripper), Scott Tatman (Board Room Exec), Kyle Grooms (Barbershop Dancer), Karl Lake (Robot Dancer)
White People Can't Dance Experiment: Dave doesn't believe the stereotype that white people can't dance - so he brings in musical guests John Mayer, QuestLove and Ahmir-Khalib Thompson to play with this stereotype.
The Three Daves:A retrospective look at how Dave would handle different situations at ages 18, 24 and 30.
18 :02x04 - Ep. #204
Writer: Charlie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan
Director: Neal Brennan
Guest star: Ludacris (Musical Guest), Rick James (Himself), Rashida Jones (Woman in 'Love Contract'), Rob Findlay (Guy in Michael Jackson Jacket), Karl Lake (Robot Dancer)
Love Contract: Dave introduces a contract to prevent a woman from accusing an innocent man of rape (a la Kobe Bryant)
Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories: A three part sketch shows Charlie Murphy's run ins with singer Rick James in the 80s.
Musical performance by Ludacris
19 :02x05 - Ep. #205
Writer: Neal Brennan, Dave Chappelle, Charlie Murphy
Director: Neal Brennan
Guest star: Paul Mooney (Negrodamus)
Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories: Charlie Murphy tells the tale of how he challenged Prince to a game of basketball...and lost.
20 :02x06 - Ep. #206
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan
Director: Scott Vindent, Neal Brennan, Andre Allen
Guest star: Martha Elliott (Granny), Lisby Larson (Theresa Roddy), Ron Jeremy (Himself), Rob Riggle (Debt Consolidation Pop-Up), Karl Lake (Robot Dancer), Jamel Scott (Club Patron), Gloria Velez (Debra)
A Day in the life of Lil Jon: Lil Jon goes to the doctor for a hearing test.
When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong: When Dave catches a guy hitting on his girlfriend, Dave decides to keep it real and start a fight. Dave ends up with his ass beat and living with his grandma.
What if the Internet Was a Real Place: This sketch shows what life would be like if the Internet was real.
Musical performance by Anthony Hamilton
21 :02x07 - Ep. #207
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan
Director: Andre Allen, Scott Vindent, Neal Brennan
Guest star: Common (Musical Guest), Kanye West (Musical Guest), Paul Mooney (Himself), Jim Breuer (Brain), Guillermo Diaz (Scarface), Eddie Griffin (Grits 'n' Gravy)
Marijuana Commercial: Dave shows a parody of anti-drug commercials.
Mooney On Movies: Paul Mooney reviews movies his way.
A moment In The Life Of Little Jon: Lil Jon is being interviewed by a reporter.
World Series Of Dice: The first World series of dice is broadcasted on television.
Musical Guests Kanye West and Common
22 :02x08 - Ep. #208
Writer: Neal Brennan, Dave Chappelle
Director: Andre Allen, Scott Vindent, Neal Brennan
Guest star: Erykah Badu (Musical Guest)
I Know Black People: Dave hosts a talk show that quizzes contestants on their knowledge of black people.
When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong: A girl named Brenda decides to keep it real when someone hangs up on her. She ends up in jail.
Musical Performance by Erykah Badu
23 :02x09 - Ep. #209
Writer: Neal Brennan, Dave Chappelle
Director: Andre Allen, Neal Brennan, Scott Vindent
Guest star: Priscilla Shanks (Prosecutor), Gene Jones (Prosecutor), Charles Jang (Karaoke Friend), Lenny Wolpe (Prosecutor), Wyclef Jean (Musical Guest), Tuck Milligan (Prosecutor), Alexandra Gizela (Dave's Wife), Arsenio Hall (Himself), Anthony Anderson (Himself), Lee Sellars (Frank Felman), Neal Brennan (Himself), Martha Elliott (R. Kelly's Grandma)
Don't Pitch Me: Dave and his wife are eating at a restaurant when an annoying salesperson pitches a movie to Dave, but Dave's mind is on other things.
Dave Gets Oprah Pregnant: When Dave gets talk show host Oprah Winfrey pregnant, he quits his job and spends her money.
Jury Selection: Dave shows the time he was in the jury pool for celebrity cases like OJ Simpson, Micheal Jackson, Robert Blake, and R. Kelly
Musical Performance by Wyclef Jean
24 :02x10 - Ep. #210
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan
Director: Neal Brennan
Guest star: Wyclef Jean (Himself), Snoop Dogg (Musical Guest/Dangle), Q-Tip (Himself)
Making The Band: In a spoof of MTV's Making The Band, Dave plays P. Diddy and rapper Dylan. The Bandmates must get P. Diddy whatever he wants or he'll close the studio.
Knee High Park:Dave creates a show that teaches children about the dangers of life such as drugs and STDs.
Musical performance by Snoop Dogg featuring Tyrone Biggums.
25 :02x11 - Ep. #211 - Greatest Misses
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan
Director: Neal Brennan, Scott Vindent, Rusty Cundieff
Guest star: Kanye West (Musical Guest), Mos Def (Musical Guest), Freeway (Musical Guest), Karl Lake (Robot Dancer)
Dave shows deleted sketches that were too outrageous for television.
Sketches include:
-Nelson Mandela's Boot Camp
-Friday Night Sissy Fight
-Def Poetry Jam
-The Time Haters
Musical Guests Kanye West, Mos Def, and Freeway
26 :02x12 - Ep. #212
Writer: Neal Brennan, Dave Chappelle
Director: Neal Brennan
Guest star: Deanna George (Wayne Brady's Hooker), Jonathan Corbett (Police Officer), Big Boi (Musical Guest), Joe Rogan (Himself), Sleepy Brown (Musical Guest), Nick Cannon (Himself), Jessi Klein (Comedy Central executive), Wayne Brady (Himself), Karl Lake (Robot Dancer), Neal Brennan (Himself), Lou Wallach (Himself)
When Dave wants a contract raise, he's fired and replaced by Wayne Brady.
Fear Factor:Tyrone Biggums competes against others on the show.
I'm Wayne Brady, Bitch!: Dave shows the audience what it was like on a night out with Wayne Brady, who turns out to be crazier than Dave.
27 :02x13 - Ep. #213
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan
Director: Neal Brennan
Guest star: John C. Vennema (Justice Johnson), Jamie Foxx (Black Tony Blair), Lil' Jon (Himself), Mos Def (Black Head Of CIA), Maurice Jamal (Reporter), Karl Lake (Robot Dancer)
Black Bush: Dave takes a look at what life would be like if President Bush was black.
A Day In The Life of Lil Jon: Dave plays Lil Jon, who has a conversation with the real Lil Jon.
28 :02x14 - The Best Of Chappelle's Show Season 2 Volume One
A clip show featuring the best of Dave's sketches from season 2.
Music Jump-Off
Writer: Neal Brennan, Dave Chappelle
Director: Neal Brennan
Guest star: Wyclef Jean (Musical Guest), Big Boi (Musical Guest)
A show featuring the best musical performances on Chappelle's Show including Wyclef Jean, Snoop Dogg, and more.
29 :02x15 - The Best Of Chappelle's Show Season 2 Volume Two
A second clip show featuring the best of Dave's sketches from season 2.
30 :03x01 - The Lost Episodes (1)
Writer: Neal Brennan, Dave Chappelle
Director: Rusty Cundieff, Scott Vincent, Andre Allen
Guest star: Elon Gold (Steve Barker), Nicole Leach (Shawna), Spike Lee (Himself), Vernon Campbell (Dave's Bodyguard), Karl Lake (Robot Dancer), Ahmir-Khalib Thompson (DJ), Neal Brennan (Himself), Greer Barnes (Guy in the Club)
Dave has $50 million: Everyone knows Dave has 55 million dollars. Now barbers, car washers, and even the IRS wants some of his money.
Hip-hop News: Chuck Taylor brings breaking news that Wu-Tang's Method Man attacked Tron.
Dave Gets Revenge: Dave gets revenge on an ex-girlfriend, a cast director, and the owner of a comedy club that kicked Dave out.
Tupac is Still Alive: In a club Dave hears a "new" 2Pac song made in 94, but makes references to George W., Grand Theft Auto: San Adreas, and Chappelle himself.
31 :03x02 - The Lost Episodes (2)
Writer: Neal Brennan, Dave Chappelle
Director: Rusty Cundieff, Scott Vincent, Andre Allen
Guest star: Marla Gibbs (Herself), Charo (Herself), Guillermo Diaz (Mexican Man), Lala Vazquez (Herself), Charles Barkley (Himself), Isiah Whitlock, Jr. (Store manager)
Black Howard Dean: Dave plays former Democratic Party candidate Howard Dean, famous for his catchphrase "Byah!"
Watching TV while having sex: Dave is having sex while the TV is in the bedroom and he feels like his favorite characters are watching him do it.
The Real Side of Gary Coleman: Dave makes fun of Gary Coleman.
Stereotype Pixies/Audience Feedback: A bunch of pixies encourage people to accept their stereotypes. After the controversial sketch, Donell and Charlie get the audience's reactions.
32 :03x03 - The Lost Episodes (3)
Writer: Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan
Director: Andre Allen, Scott Vincent, Rusty Cundieff
Guest star: Russell Simmons (Himself), Susan Sarandon (Herself), Bill Boggs (Jack Championship), Melle Mel (Himself), Randy Pearlstein (Frankenstein's Co-Worker), Rick Crom (SWAT Team Leader), Karl Lake (Robot Dancer)
The Monsters: Frankenstein (Charlie Murphy), the wolf man (Dave), and the mummy (Donell Rawlings) each have problems. They think everything happens to him because they're black, but in reality its because they're assh*les.
Minority Report: Instead of using the word "minority" news anchors and celebrities say the word "nigger."
Do What We Say: Dave meets the all mighty show business who gives Dave three ideas for his show-mechanizing, making a Lil Jon movie, and going on MTV Cribs.