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1 :01x01 - No Mo'Nicknames
Thirteen of the rudest Flavorettes are back -- returning from Flavor of Love season one comes Smiley the crier, Serious the model, Goldie the puker, Pumkin the spitter, Rain the screamer, and crazy Hottie; and from season two comes Saaphyri the fighter, Bootz the hater, ghetto talkin' Buckwild, plus-size Like Dat, balcony-busting Buckeey & Krazy, and Toasteee, the drunk girl who did porn.
Their first challenge, a demanding marine boot camp obstacle course teaches them the value of teamwork, and afterwords member of the losing team gets expelled.
2 :01x02 - Dirty Draws Done Dirt Cheap
This week the twelve remaining girls get trained in social grace, etiquette, and table manners. Special guest Andrew Firestone (of The Bachelor) tests the girls in a three round competition. The winner will assist him in presenting his new wine at his winery and be safe from being expelled. Before the contest even begins, one girl's dress goes missing -- there's a thief in the house! The plan works as the victim has a complete meltdown and blows it in the competition. But when the thief is revealed, she gets what's coming to her when her dirty laundry gets aired on national TV. While the winner of the etiquette test joins Andrew at the Firestone winery the next day, the rest of the girls must cook dinner for Mo'Nique using recipes from her cookbook. At dinner Mo gets the girls to air their issues about the dress thief as well as their personal issues with each other. With this much bad manners to choose from, who will Mo'Nique expel this week?
3 :01x03 - Big Titty Girl No-No
This week the eleven remaining girls learn about high fashion when they have to split into two teams and put on a fashion show. First, each team must assign each person's role: two dress designers, one girl to do hair, one to do make-up, and one girl to be the model. They are told to choose their roles wisely, but one team does everything but, seemingly assigning people to jobs they are least suited for. At the fashion show the judges are knocked out by one team, and horrified by the other. Slapped with a hearty dose of reality, members of the losing team start casting blame on each other. It's every woman for herself as they turn on each other to save themselves from getting expelled.
4 :01x04 - Master Debaters
This week the ten remaining girls learn about effective communication when they split into two teams for a formal debate. The catch is that there are five people on each team, but there's only room on a debate squad for four. Each team must bench one member, and that member will be vulnerable for expulsion even if their team wins the debate. Of course, no one wants to be benched, and one girl storms off when she gets out-voted. The girls surprise everyone with their reasoned, yet passionate, debate. When the debate coach declares the winner, his decision sparks a knock-down, drag-out shouting match between Mo and her students. After that scene, the girls need to blow off some steam so they make a stop at a local bar where they let loose and get wild. When one girl criticized another's behavior, everything they learned in debate class goes out the window, and soon fists are flying. At the expulsion ceremony that night, it's anyone guess who's going home.
5 :01x05 - Big Stink At Charm School
This week the nine remaining girls learn about business acumen in this Apprentice-style challenge where they split into three teams to see who can make the most money selling their custom-made perfume on the streets of Hollywood. Three of the girls are selected to be team CEO's, and they must fight between them to decide who is on their team. When one of the CEO's gets bullied by the other two, she's forced to take the two girls no one else wanted. The team who makes the most money will be safe from elimination, and the two CEO's of the losing teams will be automatically called to the carpet. Their strategies are varied: one team follows the adage "sex sells," another team uses a merchandise giveaway to push their perfume product, and one team takes a half-hour bathroom break before getting started. After the competition, tensions remain high between two of the CEO's back at the house. One of them threatens to deliver a serious beat-down if she gets eliminated.
6 :01x06 - Give And Take
This week the eight remaining girls learn about generosity when Mo challenges them to give away their own clothes to a thrift store that benefits AIDS research. While some girls start packing up their designer clothes, tears fall when one girl realizes she don't have as much to give as the others. But when they all find out just what the thrift store is willing to take, and for how much, every team must reevaluate what they're willing to part with, including one girl's family heirloom. The winning team wins a shopping spree for new clothes. One of the losing teams is so bitter than they hatch a plot to get one of the girls eliminated -- they steal one girl's picture and plant it under another girl's bed. When the picture is discovered, fingers are pointed in many directions. At elimination, will Mo figure out who was really behind the picture theft, or will the patsy fall victim to the villain's plan?
7 :01x07 - It's Mo's Birthday And I'll Cry If I Want To
This week the six remaining girls learn the proper way to respond in a celebrity interview. Afterwards, the girls still want to get to the bottom of who stole the pictures. The picture thief inquisition soon turns into a full scale orgy of lies and backstabbing that even has guilty parties at each other's throats. The insanity culminates during a surprise birthday party for Mo'Nique, where Mo finds herself counseling two sobbing, guilt ridden girls. Will the picture thief confess and save herself? Will Mo'Nique send the thief packing? Or will another victim fall prey to this scheming rat at tonight's elimination?
8 :01x08 - Tore Up From The Floor Up
This week the five remaining girls learn about the four types of men to avoid in relationships: the Player (charismatic), the Professional (wealthy), the Pushover (sensitive), and the Parolee (high sexual aptitude). Who they should be looking for is the Urban Renaissance Man, the type of man who possesses all four qualities in equal measure. To test whether they can spot the Urban Renaissance Man, Mo'Nique arranges the first Charm School Prom, and invites seven eligible bachelors to the party. The girl who can pick out the one Urban Renaissance Man from the group that consists of Players, Professionals, Pushovers, and Parolees will be safe from elimination. The prom degenerates into drunken debauchery and disorderliness, and Mo can barely stand to watch. Later, when the girls must vote on who represented Charm School the best and worst at the prom, the girls start hatching strategies and making alliances. One girl is torn between two sides; her vote will control who is safe and who goes to the carpet. When the votes are tallied, one friendship is betrayed, and the girl who gets sent home, does not go quietly.
9 :01x09 - Charm School Secrets
Take a look back at some of the most hilarious and drama filled moments of this past season of Charm School as well as never before seen footage. From Flavor of Love cast-offs to proper and charming young ladies, witness their transformation from start to finish, and those who didn't quite make the cut along the way. Tune in to see all your favorite moments as we lead up to the grand finale!
10 :01x10 - Ghettin' Phabulous
In the Charm School season finale, the final four girls compete in a game-show style Q&A to see who has learned the most throughout the season; the first girl to miss three questions will get knocked out of the competition. The catch is that each girl gets to decide who to ask their question to. Three girls quickly from a strategy to gang up on the fourth, and agree to ask all their questions to one girl, and someone is sent packing. Now down to three ladies, the next competition brings out the heart and tears when the girls have to give speeches on what it would mean to them to win the $50,000 prize. But only two can be chosen to continue. Those two finalists spend the next day dress shopping and getting makeovers for the final ceremony where Mo will determine which girl has changed the most during her time at Charm School. Only one them is awarded the $50,000 grand prize, but both finalists leave with gifts they did not expect.
11 :01x11 - Reunion Show
Cast mates return to reminisce about the season that was and give updates on what they've been doing since it ended.
12 :02x01 - One Bad Apple
The Rock of Love women receive lessons in how to be ladylike from mentor Sharon Osbourne. The winner will receive $100,000.
13 :02x02 - Quit Yer Beaching
The girls plan a relaxing day in the sun, but Sharon changes that by bringing in a member of Charm School season one to help them learn about teamwork.
14 :02x03 - The Trashion Show
The women are challenged to give 3 classmates a makeover, which takes a turn to the dark side after making a change in the rules.
15 :02x04 - Every Little Thing She Does Is Tragic
The women get their toughest of challenges to date...to create, style and showcase a rock band of Miles Copeland, the manager for The Police. Before they even get started , the girls are already scheming against each other. But Sharon's revelation will shake up the ladies and turn the tables for the contest.
16 :02x05 - Royaly Screwed
The remaining nine ladies get a test on using their etiquette as they entertained a duchess.
17 :02x06 - T and A PSA
After Sharon has the girls attend a wine, cigar and liquor tasting, she challenges them to shoot a PSA about drunk driving.
18 :02x07 - Fugly Dating
Things turn ugly when the contestants are challenged to compete for three eligible bachelors, who should be dated for their personalities and not their looks.
19 :02x08 - Poetic Justice
The final six contestants find tensions are high as they are set to give an on stage performance. One of the contestants are accused of being giving a longer time on stage than the others.
20 :02x09 - Battle of the Bands
The final four contestants are challenged to design a t-shirt which best represents themselves for designer Christian Audigier. Later, one more contestant will be removed from the game.
21 :02x10 - Clip Show
Highlights from the season are shown in this episode.
22 :02x11 - Finale
The season finale finds the remaining contestants challenged by being paired back up with their biggest enemy, and then a winner is revealed.
23 :02x12 - Reunion
24 :03x01 - Thou Shalt Aspire to be Charming
Host Ricki Lake and deans Stryker and La La Vasquez welcome former VH1 reality show contestants as they play for charity in this installment.
25 :03x02 - Can't We All Just Get Along?
The ladies of Charm School will need to work together for this challenge to help the environment. But an old feud has created a wedge so deep that the school's future may be in jeopardy. Can these girls just "Get Along?"
26 :03x03 - If you can't play nice, don't play at all.
A controversial expulsion has the remaining women revolting, leaving Rikki to try and restore order.
28 :03x05 - Fear Factors
The remaining eight ladies learn a powerful lesson in facing their fears, but all hell breaks out when they are asked to apply their new skills in a haunted hospital. As the paranormal activity arises, three girls hit the floors and Ricki gets an earful.
29 :03x06 - Thou Shalt Put It Together
The remaining seven players head to the Inglewood day-care center where they'll be challenged to build a swing set, but one endured chest pains and is taken to the hospital. She receives very little sympathy from her colleagues.
30 :03x07 - Of Two Evils, Choose the Less
A surprising expulsion finds one of the girls having painful regrets the next morning. Just as the ladies learn to accept one another, Ricki presents a choice that could damage all of the progress they've made and change life at charm school forever.
31 :03x08 - Ride Em Cowgirl
The remaining five girls are asked to help raise money in an unconventional way for charity, with a ride of their life. The girls become mean, have their sobriety tested, and put Ricki through her toughest expulsion yet.
32 :03x09 - The Big (Not So) Easy
The remaining four are given a hands on challenge yet as they head to New Orleans to help the people in recovering from hurricane Katrina. The work is tough but the girls manage to still find time to play as they go to Mardi Gras. At expulsion, a friendship is put on the line when one girlfriend questions another's intentions.
34 :03x11 - Thou Shalt Be Fully Charmed
The remaining three contestants are surprised by a visit from their loved ones, and will each have a therapy session with Dr. Alli.