Spell To Vanquish Shax
"Evil wind that blows,
that which forms below.
No longer will you dwell,
Death takes you with this spell."
Phoebe: I saw the attack, we kicked butt, what more do you want?
Dr. Griffiths: What are you?
Shax: The end.
Piper: What happened?
Leo: You guys almost die, that's what happened
Piper: Yeah, what else is new?!
Piper: What do you mean? He screamed, he went poof, just like they all do... Third demon in a row, by the way, that I vanquish with my new power, but who's counting?
Piper: We kicked Shax's ass, we bad!
Piper: What did you expect to find?
Prue: I don't know, something though.
Piper: Well demons don't usually leave footprints, remember?!
Captain: Morris, looks like all those freaky rumours about you and the Halliwells might not have been rumours after all.
Piper: Isn't that illegal? Can't you do something about that?
Darryl: Killing somebody live on TV is pretty illegal too, you know!
Prue: Ok it wasn't "somebody" Darryl, it was a demon and we're pretty sure we didn't kill him anyway.
Darryl: You wanna try telling them that!
Prue: You know, maybe when Phoebe is done saving Cole, she can come back and save US!
Piper: Hello Leo, nice of you to orb in, where have you been!?
Prue: Orb us to the hospital.
Leo: I can't, the Elders won't let me. They don't want to risk exposing Whitelighters too.
Piper: Look at all these interview requests we're getting. Ted Coppell, Time Magazine, Jerry Springer... Sports Illustrated?
Darryl: Yeah, they probably want you for the swimsuit edition.
Leo: Now you know why the Elders have always been highly concerned about exposure.
Piper: Okey-dokey, now we know!
(After Phoebe knocks him down)
Cole: You're not an easy girl to dump!
Piper: Do they have any solutions or not?
Leo: One. But it's a long shot. You have to try and contact Tempus.
(Prue and Piper exchange looks)
Prue: Uh, Tempus? Tempus, the demon?
Leo: He's the only one on the other side who has the power to manipulate time. To reset everything before this all started.
Prue: Okay, you're, you're definitely right, that-that qualifies as a long shot.
Piper: Okay, so what do you say? Oprah or Barbara? (Prue smiles) Barbara makes you cry. We go with Oprah.
Piper: I don't know why we're bothering to do this.
Prue: In case time doesn't reset itself.
(Prue puts a chair against the door)
Piper: If time doesn't reset itself, this table against that door is not gonna help much.
Prue: If Leo doesn't succeed, we're gonna have to figure out what we're gonna do.
Piper: We're gonna do talk shows and book signings and movie deals, and then be taken by the CIA and dissected.
Prue: Yeah, how can you be joking about this, Piper?
Piper: Who's joking?
Alice: I killed a wicked witch! The wicked witch is dead! I killed the wicked witch!