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Season 1
1 :01x01 - Give Me a Ring Sometime (Sep/30/1982)
The classic begins as snotty, sophisticated Diane Chambers enters the Cheers bar with her fiance Professor Sumner Sloane for a drink with no intention of ever coming back. But when Sumner returns to his ex-girlfriends house to get the family ring for Diane, his old feelings return. He tells Diane that he has no intent of leaving her, but ends up taking his ex-girlfriend to the honeymoon instead of Diane. A crushed Diane is stranded in Boston, and must take a waitress job at Cheers for money...
Guest Stars: Erik Holland (1) as Swedish customer, Ron Frazier (1) as Ron, Michael McGuire as Professor Sumner Sloane, John P. Navin, Jr. as Teenager
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: Glen Charles, Les Charles
 
2 :01x02 - Sam's Women (Oct/07/1982)
After Diane's many mocking about the many not so intelligent women Sam has dated over the years he goes out looking for someone with equal intelligence to Diane. Meanwhile, an old customer demands to see the old owner of the bar to discuss his personal problems but is left with Coach.
Guest Stars: Keenen Ivory Wayans as Customer, Donna McKechnie (1) as Debra, Angela Aames as Brandee
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: Earl Pomerantz
 
3 :01x03 - The Tortelli Tort (Oct/14/1982)
Carla loses her temper after a Yankees fan begins to insult Sam, and she attacks him. Now the fan plans to sue Sam and take the bar away unless Carla can learn to control her temper.
Guest Stars: Ron Karabatsos as Ed, Paul Vaughn as Customer #3, Stephen Keep as Dr. Graham, Rex Ryon as Bruin, Thomas Babson as Customer #1, John Fiedler as Fred, Richard McGonagle as Customer #2
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: Tom Reeder
 
4 :01x04 - Sam at Eleven (Oct/21/1982)
A local big shot newscaster asks to interview Sam, which boosts his ego, but Diane doesn't think that agreeing to put himself on television is a good idea.
Guest Stars: Harry Anderson as Harry, Fred Dryer as Dave Richards, Michael Mann as Guy, Eapen Mathai as Recordist, Paul Vaughn as Customer
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: Glen Charles, Les Charles
 
5 :01x05 - Coach's Daughter (Oct/28/1982)
Coach's daughter comes to Boston with some big news, she's getting married! But the man of her dreams turns out to be an obnoxious moron. Coach doesn't have the heart to tell her, which causes a strife in their communications.
Guest Stars: Allyce Beasley as Lisa, Jacqueline Cassell as Woman, Teddy Bergeron as Man, Tim Cunningham as Chuck, Philip Charles MacKenzie (1) as Roy
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: Ken Estin
 
6 :01x06 - Any Friend of Diane's (Nov/04/1982)
An old friend of Diane's comes to visit her on the rebound of her latest loss at love. Diane becomes upset with Sam after he tries to hit on her friend.
Guest Stars: Macon McCalman as Darrell Stabell, Julia Duffy as Rebecca Prout
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: David Isaacs, Ken Levine (1)
 
7 :01x07 - Friends, Romans, Accountants (Nov/11/1982)
In order to kiss up to the boss Norm takes on the planning the annual office party and of course holds it at Cheers. But in order to make this night complete he will need to find his boss a date...I wonder where Diane is.
Guest Stars: James Read as Herb Sawyer, Edie Berry as Accountant #3, Jim Hudson (1) as Accountant #2, Jonathan Terry as Accountant #1, Kenneth Kimmins as Fred Wilson, Peter Van Norden as Cymbals Player
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: Ken Levine (1), David Isaacs
 
8 :01x08 - Truce or Consequences (Nov/18/1982)
Diane insists that she and Carla stay after closing to settle their differences once and for all, but one too many drinks makes Carla reveal the startling "truth" about her youngest child.
Guest Stars: Jack Knight (1) as Jack, David A. Penhale as Customer #1, John Ratzenberger as Cliff
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: David Isaacs, Ken Levine (1)
 
9 :01x09 - Coach Returns to Action (Nov/25/1982)
Coach gets a thing for his new neighbor but after Sam see's her he also gets his eyes on the prize.
Guest Stars: Barry Cutler as Tourist #2, Bill Wiley as Tour Guide, Keone Young as Tourist #1, Julia Hendler as Girl, Eve Smith as Tourist #3, Murphy Cross as Nina
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: Earl Pomerantz
 
10 :01x10 - Endless Slumper (Dec/02/1982)
One of the Red Sox players comes into the bar and is very frustrated with a slump he is in. He asks Sam for advice, and Sam brings up his lucky charm - a bottle cap. The baseball player wants to borrow it for luck, and Sam is very protective about it, but ends up letting him borrow it. Sam is very upset when the player does not return it within the promised time period.
Guest Stars: Christopher McDonald (3) as Rick Walker, Anne Haney as Miss Gilder
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: Sam Simon
 
11 :01x11 - One for the Book (Dec/09/1982)
Diane begins to keep notes on conversations of the bar; in the meantime a man who is about to join the monastery stops by the bar and after a few drinks reveals some deep secrets about his life, as the gang tries to cheer up an old WWI veteran whose buddies seem to have missed their reunion.
Guest Stars: Frank McCarthy (1) as Mr. Phillips, Boyd Bodwell as Kevin, Ian Wolfe as Buzz Crowder, Jack Knight (1) as Jack, John Ratzenberger as Cliff
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: Katherine Green (1)
 
12 :01x12 - The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One (Dec/16/1982)
A mysterious quiet fellow enters the bar and doesn't say a thing all day; which makes the gang believe he is a secret agent.
Guest Stars: Robert Evan Collins (5) as Chauffeur, Kurtis Woodruff as Sailor
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: David Lloyd (1)
 
13 :01x13 - Now Pitching, Sam Malone (Jan/06/1983)
Sam allows the public spotlight to get to his head and turns into a TV pitchman.
Guest Stars: Paul Vaughan as Unknown (recurring), Luis Tiant as Himself, Richard Hill (1) as Tibor Svetkovic
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: Ken Levine (1), David Isaacs
 
14 :01x14 - Let Me Count the Ways (Jan/13/1983)
After Diane's cat dies she turns to her bar friends looking for help, but ends up very dissapointed when they ignore her for the Celtics game.
Guest Stars: Steve Hanafin as Steve
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: Heide Perlman
 
15 :01x15 - Father Knows Last (Jan/20/1983)
Carla is pregnant...again, and lets another man believe he is the father because he is smart and could provide for her.
Guest Stars: Mary Ellen Trainor as Mary, Herb Mitchell as Tom
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: Heide Perlman
 
16 :01x16 - The Boys in the Bar (Jan/27/1983)
The bar regulars fear the bar may turn into a "gay bar" after one of Sam's old teammates reveals his homosexuality.
Guest Stars: John Bluto as Reporter #2, Shannon Sullivan as Reporter #1, Michael Kearns as Richard, John Furey as Larry, Kenneth Tigar as Ken, Thomas Babson as Barney, Wesley Thompson as Photographer, Lee Ryan (2) as Bob
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: Ken Levine (1), David Isaacs
 
17 :01x17 - Diane's Perfect Date (Feb/10/1983)
Sam and Diane make a bet that they can find each other dates within the next 24 hours. Diane finds the perfect date for Sam, but Sam thought Diane was talking about being Sam's date when they made the contest. He ends up finding a man at the bar in the pool room, and pays him to be Diane's date. Little does Sam know, the guy he paid to take Diane out was an ex-criminal.
Guest Stars: Doug Sheehan as Walter Franklin, Gretchen Corbett as Gretchen
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: David Lloyd (1)
 
18 :01x18 - No Contest (Feb/17/1983)
Sam enters Diane into the Bar Maid contest. Diane has no idea, she sees her picture in the paper. She threatens to quit, until she finds out that the newspaper and radio shows will be giving interviews to the winner. She stays in the contest, only to win, thinking she will explain how Bar Maid contest are absurd and disrespectful to women. This all backfires on her when she wins, and gets to go to Bermuda.
Guest Stars: Tip O'Neill as Himself, Sharon Peters as Jocelyn, Renee Gentry as Yvonne, Paul Vaughn as Unknown, Tessa Richarde (1) as Bonnie
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: Heide Perlman
 
19 :01x19 - Pick a Con ... Any Con (Feb/24/1983)
After Coach is cheated out of a lot of money Sam turns to Harry (the conman) to help get it back.
Guest Stars: Reid Shelton as George Wheeler, Stephen D. Lee (1) as Leo
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: David Angell (1)
 
20 :01x20 - Someone Single, Someone Blue (Mar/03/1983)
Diane's mother shows up at Cheers with some bad news: If Diane doesn't marry before the next day her mother will lose the share of Diane's father's estate.
Guest Stars: Dean Dittman as Harrison Fiedler, Paul Willson (1) as Gregg, Duncan Ross as Boggs, Glynis Johns (1) as Helen Chambers
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: David Angell (1)
 
21 :01x21 - Showdown (1) (Mar/24/1983)
Sam's "perfect" brother show's up at the bar and impresses everybody, including Diane. Sam now feels left in the shadows.
Guest Stars: George Ball as Derek Malone, Paul Vaughn as Paul, Deborah Shelton as Debbie
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: Les Charles, Glen Charles
 
22 :01x22 - Uncle Sam Malone (Unknown/Unaired)
The bar gang tries to show Diane how U.S. savings bonds are a good investment.
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: Ralph Phillips
 
22 :01x23 - Showdown (2) (Mar/31/1983)
Diane's relationship with Sam's older brother continues to grow until he shockingly asks her to ove back to Paris with him.
Guest Stars: Helen Page Camp as Lady #2, Peggy Kubena as Cindy
Director: James Burrows (1)
Writer: Glen Charles, Les Charles
 
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