Sam: I know something to stop hangovers.
Diane: Oh thank God. Help me. What is it?
Sam: Don't drink so much.
Diane: How 'bout I take your hair and scour the sink with it?
Carla: Is that a Brillo shot?
Diane: Only if it offends you.
Carla: You sound like a lady who's gettin' tired of her teeth.
Diane: I'm tired of your teeth and all vermicelli in between.