Episode Quotes
(Chowder is purchasing some grubble gum)
Chowder: I should get one for Truffles; I remember the last time someone didn’t share gum with her.
(Chowder trembles in fear as screaming is heard; the scene zooms out to show a man selling screams)
Scream Vendor: That’ll be one dollar.
Chowder: Okay, I’ll get this one for Truffles. Sharing is important!
Grubble Gum Vendor: Not as important as paying.
Chowder: Hi, Truffles, I brought you something!
Truffles: Aw, that’s so nice. What is it, sweetie?
Chowder: Hold out your hand!
(Truffles extends her hand and Chowder dumps the content of the bag in her palm, though only lint falls out)
Truffles: A piece of lint? How nice.
Chowder: (nervously) Uh, you’re welcome?
(Chowder is having a dream after swallowing the grubble gum)
Grubble Gum Vendor: Possible side effects of swallowing grubble gum include, but are not limited to: irritability, tennis elbow, toenail discoloration, big nose syndrome, happy liver disease, möbius loops, fat beats, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea.
Mung Daal: Ah, good morning, Chowder. Hand me a dilly hammer, would you? Ah, thank you.
(Mung Daal grabs the hammer, but Chowder can’t let go due to the grubble gum)
Mung Daal: Uh, Chowder? Thank you means let go. Let go, Chowder. Look, you can’t eat it, so let go!
Mung Daal: Good gravy! What’s gotten into you, and onto you?!
Chowder: I swallowed a whole bunch of grubble gum.
Mung Daal: Oh, sweat peas! Please tell me you shared with Truffles!
Chowder: (crying) No.
Mung Daal: Why?! Why didn’t you share?!
Chowder: I ate it all by accident!
Mung Daal: Chowder, I may be an old man, but I don’t want to die today!
(Mung Daal can’t figure out how to remove the grubble gum)
Mung Daal: Well, I’m open to suggestions.
Kiwi: End the show now.
Mung Daal: No, no, that’s no good.
(Mung Daal, Shnitzel and Chowder are walking through a frozen wasteland)
Chowder: So, are, are we gonna freeze the gum off?
Mung Daal: Heavens no, that’s too dangerous.
(The scene changes to show the trio poking a bear with a stick)
Mung Daal: Poke the bear harder. Really, wake him up!
(The bear wakes up, angrily)
Mung Daal: Uh, hello sir, would you mind scraping off our…
(The bear proceeds to maul the three of them as they scream)
Truffles: I still smell gum. Eh, I hope I don’t have gum stuck in my nose again.
Truffles: (angrily) I knew it! I knew you had gum and didn’t share!
Chowder: I, I, I almost shared it with you!
Truffles: I, I almost am not gonna kill you!
Mung Daal: Now dear…
Truffles: What?! Did you give the bear gum too?!
Gazpacho: Thinking of becoming a ninja.
Patron: Uh huh.
Gazpacho: I got the moves.
Patron: Uh huh.
Gazpacho: I got the mental aspect.
Patron: Yeah.
Gazpacho: You know what I mean?
Patron: Yeah.
Gazpacho: You with me?
(The giant ball of grubble gum rolls towards his stand)
Chowder: Hi Gazpacho!
Gazpacho: I regret nothing.
Panini: Hi Chowder!
Chowder: I’m not your boyfriend!