Episode Quotes
Depressed Theater Manager: Listen, I need these cooked before tomorrow night’s show. I, I mean you can do that, can’t you? You guys won’t let me down, will you? Will you? I mean, I can’t handle any more disappointment in my life!
Mung Daal: Not to worry, my fine sir. We at the Mung Daal Catering Company are nothing if not professionals.
(Chowder is seen eating one of the stage curtains, so Mung Daal walks towards him)
Mung Daal: (angrily) Knock it off!
Chowder: What is it, Mung? What’s in there? Is it something yummy?!
Mung Daal: We have been commissioned to make sing beans!
Chowder: Sing beans?! Wow!
Shnitzel: Radda radda, radda radda radda.
Mung Daal: No, I said “sing beans”, not “tooty booty beans”.
Truffles: Tooty booty beans?! Oh, not again! You remember what happened last time you made tooty booty beans?
(Mung Daal remembers being chased by an angry mob)
Mung Daal: And to think that the day began so hilarious, it ended very, very badly.
Mung Daal: Well, as the name implied, sing beans are a musical food. The better you cook them, the better they sing when you serve them.
Chowder: If I sing too, will that help them cook better?
Mung Daal: No, Chowder, I don’t think…
Chowder: (singing) Beans, beans, beans. Green, yellow and brown. Beans, beans, beans. I gobble all of them down. Toot, toot, toot. After I eat the beans. Toot, toot, toot. I can watch sweet dreams. Beans, beans beans…
Mung Daal: Shnitzel, hurry, bring in the next scene!
Chowder: So, are they ready now?
Mung Daal: No.
Chowder: How about now?
Mung Daal: No.
Chowder: What about now?
Mung Daal: No.
Chowder: How about now? Are they ready now?
Mung Daal: No.
Chowder: I bet they’re ready, right now.
Mung Daal: No.
Chowder: Now?
Mung Daal: no.
Chowder: Now, Mung, now?
Mung Daal: No.
Chowder: Okay, now?
Mung Daal: No.
Chowder: How about now?
Mung Daal: No.
Chowder: Now?
Mung Daal: No.
Chowder: Now, Mung?
Mung Daal: Nuh-uh.
Chowder: Okay, now?
Mung Daal: No.
Chowder: What about now?
Mung Daal: No. No.
Chowder: Now?
Mung Daal: No.
Chowder: How about now?
Mung Daal: No.
Chowder: Now?
Mung Daal: No.
(Shnitzel violently grabs them, covers their mouths, and throws them to opposite sides of the kitchen)
(Mung Daal is telling a joke and Chowder is laughing at every single word)
Mung Daal: What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Wait for it! Wait for it! Everyone can chop beef, but no one can pea soup! Huh? Huh?
(Chowder stops laughing and both he and Shnitzel stare at Mung Daal in boredom)
Mung Daal: Your turn, Shnitzel.
Shnitzel: Radda radda radda, radda radda.
Mung Daal: Oh, I’m sure it’s perfectly fine to tell around small children. Go on! Go on!
Shnitzel: Radda. Radda, radda radda radda! Radda radda radda, radda radda radda, radda radda radda radda!
Mung Daal: Oh my shole! Shnitzel, you naughty, naughty boy! You! Whew!
Chowder: I don’t understand. So why did…
Mung Daal: Ah! We’ll talk about it later! When you’re older!
Chowder: But!
Mung Daal: When you’re older!
Chowder: So, a duck walked into a restaurant. Wait, I think it was a hyena. Definitely a hyena. No, no, a duck. So, a duck walks into a restaurant and orders a steak, or was it spaghetti? No, that doesn’t sound right. Maybe it wasn’t even food he ordered. Could’a just walked in there to get some water. I don’t know. Let’s just say it was steak. So, get this! The hyena says to the waiter: put it on my bill! Wait, no, it was a duck! You know what? Let me start all over.
(Mung Daal and Shnitzel have fell asleep during his very long joke)
Sing Bean #1: Said everyone’s got a song inside.
Sing Bean #2: That’s right! That’s right!
Sing Bean #1: Just waiting to be free.
Sing Bean #2: Yeah! Yeah!
Sing Bean #1: That’s what I said!
Sing Bean #3: You said it, babe!
Sing Beans: (singing) Everyone’s got a song inside, waiting to be free! The beans are here to show the way, come on and follow me! Everyone’s got a song inside, waiting to be free!
(The beans start to run away, singing)
Chowder: Wait, come back!
Sing Beans: The beans are here to show the way, come on and follow me! So flap your gums and move your lips, let me here you shout!
Sing Bean #4: Let me here you shout!
Sing Beans: Release that song you have inside! That’s what it’s all about! Everyone’s got a song inside, waiting to be free! The beans are here to show the way, come on and follow me! Everyone’s got a song inside, waiting to be free! The beans are here to show the way, come on and follow me! So flap your gums and move your lips, let me here you shout!
Sing Bean #4: Let me here you shout!
Sing Beans: Release that song you have inside! That’s what it’s all about! Everyone’s got a song inside, waiting to be free!
Sing Bean #5: Oh yeah!
Sing Beans: The beans are here to show the way, come on and follow me! Everyone’s got a song inside, waiting to be free! The beans are here to show the way, come on and follow me!
(Chowder and the residents of Marzipan City join in and sing)
Everyone: Everyone’s got a song inside, waiting to be free!
Man: I said waiting to be free!
Everyone: The beans are here to show the way so come on and follow me!
Bird: Come on and follow me! Follow me! Come to follow me! Come to follow me!
(A dog walks up and eats the sing beans, causing everybody to stop singing)
Chowder: Uh oh.
Mung Daal: Chowder? Chowder? Chowder? I can’t seem to find him or the beans, and my back is killing me from sleeping on the floor!
(A bored man in the audience is watching Mung Daal, Chowder, Truffles and Shnitzel perform)
Man: (to the woman in the next seat) Remember when you said this was gonna be fun? Well, you lied.