Chuck: Casey. Thank you for saving my life at least once a week. See? Guys can hug.
Casey: Not if they don't have their man-parts.
Chuck: It's a good point. (lets go)
Ted Roark: I believe we've met before.
Chuck: Ted Roark.
Ted Roark: No, I'm Ted Roark. You're the CIA agent who's in deep trouble.
Devon: Morgan, you are ruining my wedding!
Morgan: Listen to me: if you hit me, know that it only teaches me to hit.
Dr. Woody Woodcombe: (about Jeffster!) Why are you letting Sam Kinison and an Indian lesbian wreck your wedding?
(during a shootout at a wedding)
Chuck: Oh god, not the flowers!
(holding a shotgun at Elle's wedding)
Ted Roark: Hmm, a real shotgun wedding. Just think: that terrible pun is the last thing you'll ever hear.