Big Mike: Now, I like you, and I know you're physically strong, but what I need to know is are you mentally strong? Strong enough to bend like the reed and not snap like the Kit Kat. To be John Casey, not John Crazy. Conking people, walkin' around conking heads, you can't be Conking heads in the Buy More. It's the Buy More!
Chuck: I am a spy! (drops towel) Oh no! I am a naked spy.