Chuck: You see, she broke my heart. She destroyed me. She took all of my confidence, my mojo.
Casey: You had mojo?
Chuck: I was on my way.
Jeff: Man, if I wanted to take tests, I would've been a boat captain
Sarah: Are you done feeling sorry for yourself?
Chuck: Personally, I’d like another ten to fifteen minutes of really pathetic self-indulgence.
Captain Awesome: Come on, guys. What's wrong with you?
Jeff: I drank too much.
Lester: My parents had impossible standards.
Morgan: Are you guys ready?
Lester: I was born ready.
Jeff: I was born premature.
Ellie: So, you deny being a perv, but you admit to being a thief?
Morgan: Do I at least get points for honesty?
Jill Roberts: Ummm, your window's knocking.
Chuck: It's too dangerous for her, all right. I am putting my foot down! (Casey glares) Gingerly.
Casey: Look, Bartowski, my job is to look after all the citizens of this nation, not just the girl who raises your flag.