Sarah: You're 100% sure you want to go through with this?
Chuck: More like 45, maybe... maybe 30.

Casey: What do you call your move, anyway?
Chuck: What move?
Casey: The girlie pose I saw you in. What do you call that?
Chuck: The Morgan.
Sarah: The Morgan?
Chuck: He invented it in high school when girls were beating him up. You kind of duck a little bit, protect the important... you know, your face and...

Jeff: I can't...tell you how many times I defiled myself at work. Emmett cured me of that. Now I only violate myself at home or in the car. But never in the Nerd Herder.

Big Mike: Chicken teriyaki.
Morgan: Yep.
Big Mike: A taste of the Orient in Burbank. The flavors melt together in perfect harmony. Just like me and your mama.

Bill Burghee: Pull me up!
Chuck: I'm trying, I'm trying! Please...please tell me where my father is.
Bill Burghee: Or what, you'll drop me?!?
Chuck: I'd never drop you; that's a horrible thing to do to somebody!
Bill Burghee: Really?
Chuck: Yeah, it's a 15 story fall; that's an awful way to die!

Jill Roberts: What happened?
Chuck: Burghee attacked me, I did The Morgan, and he flew out the window.
Jill Roberts: That's two kills in two days, Chuck. That Morgan move really is killer.

General Diane Beckman: Chuck's going into lockdown. He'll be taken to Washington and put into a secure facility once and for all.
Casey: Operation Moron is over?