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Chuck: Chuck Versus the Colonel

Chuck and Sarah flee to find Chuck's dad, disobeying Beckman's orders. However, Casey soon tracks them down and has to make a major decision. Meanwhile, Morgan is forced to become Emmett's assistant manager but things don't turn out as planned, and Devon makes a major discovery.

Episode Info


Episode number: 2x21
Production Number: 3T7271
Airdate: Monday April 20th, 2009

Director: Peter Lauer
Writer: Matthew Miller

Alternate Airdates:

UK (sky LIVING) Oct 27, 2009

Special Guest Stars
Scott BakulaScott Bakula
As Steve Bartowski
Recurring
Arnold VoslooArnold Vosloo
As Vincent
Recurring

Guest Stars
Bonita FriedericyBonita Friedericy
As General Diane Beckman
Recurring
Tony HaleTony Hale
As Emmett Milbarge
Recurring
Chevy ChaseChevy Chase
As Ted Roark
Recurring

Co-Guest Stars
Ron PoniewazRon Poniewaz
As Truck Driver
Main Cast
Zachary LeviZachary Levi
As Chuck Bartowski
Yvonne StrahovskiYvonne Strahovski
As Sarah Walker
Adam BaldwinAdam Baldwin
As Colonel John Casey
Joshua GomezJoshua Gomez
As Morgan Grimes
Sarah LancasterSarah Lancaster
As Ellie Bartowski
Ryan McPartlinRyan McPartlin
As Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb
Mark Christopher LawrenceMark Christopher Lawrence
As Michael 'Big Mike' Tucker
Vik SahayVik Sahay
As Lester Patel
Scott KrinskyScott Krinsky
As Jeff Barnes
Julia LingJulia Ling
As Anna Wu
Music
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Bon IverCreature Fearas Chuck and Sarah wake up
Bon IverTeamas Morgan goes
MalbecAnswering Machine 


Episode Quotes
Vincent: I'm at the motel, mile south of the base. They just checked in, you want me to kill them?
Ted Roark: No, no, Vincent; I may need them for leverage. When the tests are complete, feel free to use whatever despicable acts of violence are in your nature. You can eat them if you want, I don't care.

Morgan: (about Big Mike) The truth is, I just wanted you to stop dating my mother.
Lester: You should be so lucky that a man of his stature would defile your mother.

Chuck: I'll, I'll sleep on the floor.
Sarah: No, it's okay.
(Sarah gets into the bed)
Chuck: Why are you doing this?
Sarah: Because the floor is gross and I'm not gonna make you sleep on it.
Chuck: No, I mean why are you here, risking everything that you worked so hard for?
Sarah: Because after everything that you've done for this country, you deserve to find your father, to get the Intersect out your head and to have a chance at a normal life.
Chuck: Thank you.
Sarah: You don't have to thank me, it's my job to protect you.
Chuck: What about when it's not your job? What happens to us then?
Sarah: One mission at a time, Chuck.

Chuck: I'm not leaving without Sarah.
Casey: You drive, or I end you.
Chuck: End me? Oh yeah, how you gonna do that; you don't have a gun.
Casey: Don't think I can't kill you with my thumb or my elbow? Nerd bludgeoned by a radiator?
Chuck: You can't kill me with that radiator; it is far too confined in this car for you to get the appropriate torque.
Casey: Strangle you with this handcuff chain?
Chuck: Yeah, yeah, you could probably do that.

Chuck: Guys, guys, guys, guys let's just... let's just take a minute here, remember, we are a team.
Casey and Sarah: Stay in the car!
Chuck: Technically, I still have one foot in the car.

Devon: Hey guys, something weird is going on. Have you seen Chuck? He didn't come home last night, Casey came by, said he was worried about him.
Lester: Casey, yeah, yeah, I'm sure, can't live without his precious Chuck.
Devon: What's that supposed to mean?
Lester: The guy is obsessed with him, a classic perv. (to Jeff) No offense.

Jeff: (about Casey) You wanna see something really freaky? Dude keeps a Chuck diary.
Lester: Bathroom visits. And duration.
Jeff: Keys, duct tape, high-grade chloroform.
Devon: Whoa.
Jeff: From one stalker to another, I'm impressed.
Devon: You guys think this has something to do with Chuck missing?
Lester: I don't care.
Jeff: No clue. You mind if I, uh, get right? (sniffs the chloroform, passes out)

Chuck: Look, for whatever it's worth, if I have to spend the rest of my days in a dark windowless room, I can't think of a better person to spend it with.
Sarah: It's not really how this works.
Chuck: What, we can't request a cozy little two-bed, two-bath cell?
Sarah: Two-bed?

Chuck: Devon, I need you to help me, I need you to be cool about this. I need you to cover for me with Ellie. I need you...to be awesome. Can you be awesome?
Devon: You're a spy, Chuck?
Chuck: Yeah; more or less, yeah.
Devon: Whoa. Wow! This is... awesome! Heh, yeah! I knew you weren't a loser who worked at the Buy More!
Chuck: Loser is a little...that's a little harsh. Okay, here-- here's the thing: the Buy More, actually, uh, is real.



Other Episode Crew

CreatorChris Fedak  |  Josh Schwartz
Executive ProducerChris Fedak  |  Scott Rosenbaum  |  McG  |  Josh Schwartz
Co-Executive ProducerPeter Johnson  |  Matthew Miller  |  Allison Adler
Supervising ProducerRobert Duncan McNeill  |  Phil Klemmer
ProducerLisa Cochran-Neilan  |  Corey Nickerson  |  Paul Marks
Co-ProducerBen Kunde
CastingPatrick Rush
Unit Production ManagerLisa Cochran-Neilan
First Assistant DirectorChristian P. Della Penna
Second Assistant DirectorSusan M. Elmore
Music SupervisorAlexandra Patsavas
Story EditorZev Borow  |  Matthew Lau
 
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