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Season 1

1 :01x01 - A Dissertation On The American Justice System By People Who Have Never Been Inside A Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, But Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers.

May/31/2000
Randal and Dante bet that they couldn't do each other's job for a day at RST Video and Quick Stop, respectively. Randall doesn't make it two minutes. Jay sues Dante and Quick Stop for $10 million after slipping and falling on the floor.
Guest Stars: Tara Strong as Giggling Girl | April Winchell as Various | Lauren Tom as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Announcer | Charles Barkley as Himself | Judge Reinhold as Himself

2 :01x02 - The Clipshow Wherein Dante And Randal Are Locked In The Freezer And Remember Some Of The Great Moments Of Their Lives.

Jun/07/2000
Randal and Dante are accidentally locked in the freezer at Qwik Stop while testing the locks. They spend the day reminiscing about such things as the opening of a new convenience store across the street, the last time they got locked in the freezer, Randal's mail order husband, celebrities that have stopped by, their time on The Real World and Happy Days. Silent Bob and Jay try to help but get locked in also. After escaping from that, Randal and Dante get trapped in the video store.
Guest Stars: Charles Barkley as Himself | Alec Baldwin as Leonardo Leonardo | Kevin Michael Richardson as Announcer | Kath Soucie as Various | Jeff Bennett as Various | Tara Strong as Various

3 :01x03 - Leonardo Leonardo Returns And Dante Has An Important Decision To Make.

Unaired
Leonardo returns to town and opens Quicker Stop, another convenience store across the street, specializing in adult magazines and coffee bars. The Quick Stop and RST Video lose enough business that they prepare to close. Jay and Silent Bob "quit" to "work" for Quicker Stop. Leonardo offers Randal and Dante jobs and a college education but Randal blows it. The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer provides the answer on how to take Leonardo down.
Guest Stars: Charles Barkley as Himself | Alec Baldwin as Leonardo Leonardo | Kevin Michael Richardson as Announcer, Desmond Pfeiffer | Lauren Tom as Various | Brian Posehn as Various | April Winchell as Various | Jeff Bennett as Various

4 :01x04 - Leonardo Is Caught In The Grip Of An Outbreak Of Randal's Imagination And Patrick Swayze Either Does Or Doesn't Work In The New Pet Store.

Unaired
Dante and Randal read fan mail and introduce a new black character, Lando. Randal neglects a shipment of frozen burritos. A new pet store opens next door, and Patrick Swayze works there. Randal fears an outbreak after Leonardo Leonardo is bitten by a monkey and gets food poisoning from the burritos. After Jay and Silent Bob steal the monkey to teach it to smoke, Randal and Dante must track it down, as it is the key to stop the town from being liquidated.
Guest Stars: Charles Barkley as Himself | Alec Baldwin as Leonardo Leonardo | Kevin Michael Richardson as Announcer | April Winchell as Various | Tara Strong as Giggling Girl
Director: Steve Loter

5 :01x05 - Dante & Randal & Jay & Silent Bob & A Bunch Of New Characters & Lando Take Part In A Whole Bunch Of Movie Parodies Including, But Not Exclusive To, The Bad News Bears, The Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones & The Temple Of Doom, Plus A High School Reunion.

Unaired
Dante and Randal go to their 10 year high school reunion, while Leonardo attends his 30th. All of Randal's ex-girlfriends are now lesbians while Dante's baseball team doesn't remember him. Leonardo offers Dante the chance to coach a little league team, while Randal beats the "Pharoah" video game and is offered a chance to put his skills to use.
Guest Stars: Charles Barkley as Himself | Alec Baldwin as Leonardo Leonardo | Kevin Michael Richardson as Announcer, Lesbian #1 | April Winchell as Various | Steve Hytner as Lesbian #3 / Umpire

6 :01x06 - The Last Episode Ever!

Unaired
Randal and Dante visit a comic con, where people encourage them to be more true to the movie. Back at the store, Dante prepares for a date with Caitlin Bree. A fair springs up across the street and Jay and Silent Bob can't keep themselves from rushing in every 2 minutes to bring news while Randal and Dante must man the Quick Stop all night.
Guest Stars: Tara Strong as Various | Frank Welker as Various | Jeff Bennett as Various | Brian Posehn as Mooby-Shirted Fan | Kevin Michael Richardson as Announcer, Morpheus | Alec Baldwin as Leonardo Leonardo
Classification: Animation
Genre: Adult Cartoons | Comedy
Status: Canceled/Ended
Network: ABC ( USA)
Airs: Wednesdays at 09:30 pm
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: May 31, 2000
Ended: June 07, 2000
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