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Clerks: Dante & Randal & Jay & Silent Bob & A Bunch Of New Characters & Lando Take Part In A Whole Bunch Of Movie Parodies Including, But Not Exclusive To, The Bad News Bears, The Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones & The Temple Of Doom, Plus A High School Reunion.

Dante and Randal go to their 10 year high school reunion, while Leonardo attends his 30th. All of Randal's ex-girlfriends are now lesbians while Dante's baseball team doesn't remember him. Leonardo offers Dante the chance to coach a little league team, while Randal beats the "Pharoah" video game and is offered a chance to put his skills to use.


Episode Info


Episode number: 1x5
Production Number: CLK-105



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Guest Stars
Alec Baldwin
voiced Leonardo Leonardo
April Winchell
voiced Various
Charles Barkley
voiced Himself
Kevin Michael Richardson
voiced Announcer, Lesbian #1
Steve Hytner
voiced Lesbian #3 / Umpire
Episode Notes
Names of the teams the Escorts play against: Diabetic Bears, Jewish Traveling All-Stars, Handicapable Lady Lions, and the Ex-Slaves.

All the pictures in the gym are parody images of the writing staff.

The entire title of this episode is: Dante And Randal And Jay And Silent Bob And A Bunch Of New Characters And Lando Take Part In A Whole Bunch Of Movie Parodies Including, But Not Exclusive To, The Bad News Bears, The Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones And the Temple of Doom, Plus A High School Reunion.



Episode Quotes
Anthony: (referring to Jay) There goes the baddest kid in the fourth grade.
Dante: He's not in the fourth grade, he's twenty-six.
Anthony: He got left back... alot.

Lesbian: Go, Randal. Go and spread the word of male worthlessness.

Anthony: Coach Dante, we're the worst team ever.
Dante: Yes we are, Anthony. Yes we are.

Randal: This sucks. (Gets whipped by a slave guard) Ahhh! I stand corrected. That sucks.



Episode Goofs
When the evil scientist is removing his lab coat, the tribal uniform beneath is yellow for the first few seconds, until he puts on his hat and the uniform is red like the hat.

Dante keeps trying to put a red hat on the head of the kid with the helmet. But when he goes to tape it on, it's now blue.

When Randal is in the control room, his clothes are fine. But when he goes down into the pit, his clothes are torn and ragged, despite not having done any work yet.



Warning: Clerks season 1 episode 5 guide may contain spoilers
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