Jeff: That's what I do! I make things up. And I got paid a lot of money to do it before I came to this school-shaped toilet. I was a lawyer!
Britta: I think actually we should prioritize here and study first and then go to dinner. And if they really prove to be untutorable, we'll slip out early.
Jeff: Oh, they will be untutorable.
Jeff: I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So, either I'm God or truth is relative. And in either case, boo-yah!
Annie: It's a serious disorder.
Pierce: So serious, why don't they call it meningitis?