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Jeff Winger, a lawyer whose degree has been revoked, finds himself at Greendale Community College where he forms a study group consisting of Pierce, Britta, a 28-year old drop out; Shirley, a middle-aged and recently divorced woman; Abed, a pop-culture junkie; Annie, a perfectionist; Troy, a former high school football hero; and Senor Chang, the Spanish professor.
Jeff: That's what I do! I make things up. And I got paid a lot of money to do it before I came to this school-shaped toilet. I was a lawyer!
Britta: Wait, so -- so this is a game to you? You put human beings into a state of emotional shambles for a shot of getting in my pants?
Jeff: Why can't you see that for the compliment that it is?
Britta: I think actually we should prioritize here and study first and then go to dinner. And if they really prove to be untutorable, we'll slip out early.
Jeff: Oh, they will be untutorable.
Jeff: I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So, either I'm God or truth is relative. And in either case, boo-yah!
Annie: It's a serious disorder.
Pierce: So serious, why don't they call it meningitis?