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When Senor Chang assigns the class a project that requires partners, Jeff works to become Britta's partner. However, his attempts backfire and he ends up with someone he didn't want to work with. Meanwhile, Shirley and Annie help Britta with a social justice cause.
This is the first appearance of Ken Jeong (Señor Chang).
Lyrics to Abed and Troy's rap: Where is the library? My name is T-Bone the disco spider. Disco, doll, the library is in big mustache, dog, lard. Lard, mustache, huge, little head is ice cream, beer is good. Good day, I like cold potatoes, the goat's mustache is Cameron Diaz.
Annie: You can hang the Checata Panecos' piñata.
Britta: You guys realize he was beaten to death, right?
Shirley: That's where we got the idea from.
Jeff: This is a fine enough way to spend an evening devoid of hope, but the woman I kind of like is out there in the moonlight caring about something stupid. And this is my chance to show her that I care enough to act like I care about it too.
Britta: Look, Jeff, you're harmless enough to me because a life full of ups and downs has given me douche-ray vision.
Shirley: Pierce has always been on my watch list.
Troy: That dude is crazy. He told me girls have two pee holes.