Episode Quotes
Abed: I have to make some adjustments to my film. Jeff, I think you should play the role of my father.
Jeff: I don't want to be your father.
Abed: Perfect. You already know your lines.
Abed: I'm interested in making movies, but my dad says all media is Western propaganda that negatively stereotypes Arabs.
Troy: You should see Aladdin. Jafar was a badass!
Professor Whitman: Only when we stop stopping our lives can we begin to start starting them.
Professor Whitman: Death, so cold, is a thing that makes man weep. And yet, a third of life is spent in sleep.
Britta: Raising him means letting him follow his dreams.
Abed's Dad: Dreams are for sleeping.
Britta: You don't know that!
Abed's Dad: It's clinically-proven!
Britta: So is polio!
Abed's Dad: You lost me!
Jeff: Hey, Troy sneezes like a girl!
Troy: And how about I pound you like a boy? Oh, that didn't come out right.
Cultural References
Jeff: Goooood morning, Professor Whitman!
Jeff is referencing the catchphrase "Gooooood morning, Vietnam!" from the 1987 film Good Morning, Vietnam.
Jeff: Shazbot!
"Shazbot" was the curse word used by Mork, an alien from the Planet Ork, in
Mork & Mindy.