Shirley: I don't see why you and Britta aren't together. Two cute white people going to school together just seems right.
Jeff: Shirley, we're not pandas in a zoo.
Professor Duncan: I never should have let you into this lab, Miss Annie Fanny, panties in a bunch.
Pierce: I heard you with my own ear ... noculars.
Jeff: Look, we can still hang out. It's just... we won't bag on people.
Shirley: Come on, Jeff, what are we going to talk about? My kids? Your doctor career?
Jeff: I was a lawyer.
Shirley: See, I'm already bored.
Troy: Do they do stuff to your butt?
Troy: Do you get paid more if they do stuff to your butt?
Troy: It's fine. I'll do it. I'm in.
Annie: I'm not looking down on this school at all, but I'm only here because of a brief addiction to pills that I was told will help me focus, but they actually made me lose my scholarship and virginity.
I figured we are more like Chandler and Phoebe. They never really had stories together.
Chandler and Phoebe are characters from the NBC sitcom Friends
Oh my God, my life is Degrassi High!
is a teenaged drama about the life of students at Degrassi High School.
"Oh, wow, I love reading and being a desperate housewife."
While narrating the conversation the redhead in the library is having on the other side of the glass, Abed makes a reference to Desperate Housewives
character Bree Hodge who is also a redhead.
"I'm Doctor Doogie Seacrest."
While making fun of Jeff, Troy references Doogie Howser, the main character from Doogie Howser, M.D.
, and Ryan Seacrest, the host of American Idol