Abed thinks Troy is related to both President Obama and Danny Glover. In real life, Donald Glover (Troy) auditioned to play President Obama on Saturday Night Live and is often mistaken as the son of Danny Glover.

Pierce: You can tell the dean I'll have a song that will make the devil poop God's pants.
Annie: That's ... exciting.

Professor Duncan: Good morning. How is student life, my dry-witted friend?
Jeff: Probably the same as teacher life, but less tragic, because I get to leave.
Professor Duncan: Very dry. Very witty. Not a great friend.

Britta: I'm not gonna sit while some hokey tribunal gets its jollies judging me.
Jeff: Hey, if you show up with me, follow my lead, and deny everything, you'll walk. That's the Winger guarantee.
Britta: I get it. You think you're gonna save my bacon using your lawyer powers and send me into fits of grateful arousal.
Jeff: I can neither confirm nor deny that. See how good I am?

Jeff: (to Britta) Look how handsome my face is. If all I wanted was sex, I could get it from plenty of women without having to go through all this crap. I'm here because I like you, and I -- I'd be psyched to be your friend. I just didn't want to take sex off the table without doing my due diligence.

Annie: You listen up, Pierce! I'm gonna tell you what my mother told me when I wanted to quit cheerleading. "You're not very pretty, you have no boobs, and you can't do a basket toss to save your life." But you made a commitment. So pick up your pompoms, Pierce, stuff your bra, and get ready for the team bus to forget you at a Taco Bell, because life is tough. But we soldier on, and that's just the way it goes.

Abed tells Troy he got 36 pencils into his mouth; however, there were at least 38 in his mouth.

Jeff: Cheers.
Abed: MASH.
Duncan: Fawlty Towers. Game over. Have a nice day.

Cheers, M*A*S*H and Fawlty Towers are all comedies from the 1970s and 1980s.

Señor Chang: Mr. Miyagi here will wax off everyone's score.

Mr. Miyagi is a character from the 1984 film, The Karate Kid. In the film, Mr. Miyagi teaches the "wax on, wax off" technique.

Jeff: I may not be a practicing lawyer anymore, but relative to this place, I'm Alan Dershowitz.

Alan Dershowitz is a high-profile attorney who has worked for O.J. Simpson, Patricia Hearst, and Mike Tyson.