Abed: (to Jeff with Batman's voice) There's a storm building on the horizon. But you and I will save the night. Chex Mix, pretzels, baby carrots. Predictable but appetizing.
Annie: I am putting my foot down, you understand? I am being assertive. And I am making eye contact. And it is achieving results!
Jeff: Are you trying to get formidable with me?
Annie: It worked on Pierce.
Jeff: Infomercials work on Pierce.
Professor Slater: I have to admit, this outfit's doing it for me. I may or may not have been deflowered by a junior rodeo champion.
Jeff: You remind me of my first time too.
Professor Slater: You lost your virginity to Robin Hood?
Jeff: No, with an attractive woman at a party. We seemed destined to repeat history.
(both doing Batman's voice)
Troy: That's one of my biggest fears.
Abed: What is?
Troy: If I ever like woke up as a doughnut.
Abed: You would eat yourself.
Troy: I wouldn't even question it.
Abed: Hmmm, that'd be tasty.
Troy: It's cool to know other people think about this stuff too.
Abed: Yeah. Yeah.
Annie: I will be hosting a Dia de los Muertos party. Dia de los Muertos or Day of the Dead. It's sometimes referred to as Mexican Halloween.
Señor Chang: Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position.