Britta: (reading her line on camera) Jesus, did you really die for our sins? That's dopey.
Shirley: (directing) Oh, uh, dope.
Britta: Oop, freudian slip. Perhaps due to my feeling kind of, dopey.
Shirley: Do the line, atheist!
Annie: Sooo, how's your film going Abed?
Abed: It's not blasphemy to say that we are God, Shirley. First Corinthians, "He who unites himself with the Lord, is one with Him in spirt".
Shirley: Did you just scripture me Muslim?
Annie: Jesus was jewish.
Shirley: Are you ever gonna let that go?