Britta: How can you want to date your ex-husband after what he did to you?
Shirley: He apologized.
Britta: Oh, he apologized, well I guess that completely un-bangs that stripper.
Shirley: Well forgive me for being forgiving. Oh that's right, you don't know how.
Pierce: Shirley, this is the best kettle corn I've ever had. If you don't vote for Rich, I'll shatter your world.
Shirley: You gonna what?
Pierce: I'll shatter your world!
Shirley: I heard you, I vote for Chang.
Pierce: No, no! Chang and Shirley had sex on Halloween!