(after Davis has told Karen he fired his gun three times to scare off some crows)
Karen: Davis, I know you're my senior officer, so I say this with all due respect: how stupid are you? You can't just fire your gun off, willy-nilly.
Davis: It wasn't willy-nilly; it was at crows.
Hank: [Brent]'s gorgeous. I mean, I'm a guy, I can't tell. I just see the way women throw themselves at him.
Lacey: Brent... Leroy?
Hank: Good looks, gas station, some guys have all the luck.
Karen: Oh, Lacey, so what if Brent doesn't want to go out with you? It's not you; you are plenty good looking. You are way better looking for girls than he is for boys. Way.
Lacey: Oh, Karen, thank you.
Karen: Oh, no problem. I mean, that's what friends do, right?
Karen: They say things that aren't exactly true to make their friends feel good about themselves.
Lacey: Is that what you just did?
Lacey: Usually, you don't tell the person.