(Brent asks why he's never seen any of Oscar & Emma's wedding pictures)
Oscar: We never actually got married.
Emma: Look, Brent, it was a different time. Your father and I were young, and we could hardly keep our hands off each other and...
Brent: Okay, okay, I'm instantly repressing that.
Oscar: Stupid ketchup!
Oscar: What what?
Karen: I was going to let it slide, but I'm curious. How is ketchup stupid?
Oscar: It's spelled wrong. "Catsup." Ha! Hell of a way to run a railroad.
Davis: You can spell it that way... it's an option.
Oscar: It's a wrong option.
Davis: Ketchup with a 'k', or 'catsup' is a legitimate option.
Oscar: Who says 'catsup'?
Karen: Who argues with condiments?
Wanda: Guess what? Brent is a bastard!
Lacey: Oh, no, he can be inconsiderate sometimes, but...
Wanda: No, I mean a literal bastard. Oscar and Emma were never married.
Lacey: I think he might be functionally illiterate.
Wanda: He's not illiterate! He's barely functional. He's non-functionally literate.
Lacey: Well, think about it, Wanda. Oscar's quick temper, his crankiness, it could all be a defence mechanism to mask his illiteracy.
Wanda: Or, he could be quick-tempered and cranky.