It's time for the annual Harvest Dance, and Lacey is upset to find out that this is just one more thing that she's being left out of. She decides to just give the whole thing a miss until Wanda forces her to attend, and receives a welcome surprise once she's there. Hank has a new girlfriend, and she's perfect... except for one small detail. She's from Wullerton (spit), and Hank can't decide if that's a good thing or not. Oscar and Brent try to out-do each other in coming up with reasons to avoid Emma's famous jelly salad.