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| Title: | Knit Wit Of The Month |
| Episode Number: | 79 |
| Season: | 5 |
| Season Episode #.: | 10 |
| Production Number: | 512 |
| Original Airdate: | Monday January 28th, 2008 |
| Special Airtime: | 08:00 pm |
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Lacey begins an employee appreciation program, and Wanda is upset when Brent doesn't follow suit. Hank takes up a new hobby, and drives Emma crazy with his constant requests for help. Oscar finds a new way to fill his time by writing for The Howler, and it's up to Karen and Davis to keep him in line.
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| (Lacey shows Brent the chocolate cake Phil has ordered for his staff appreciation lunch)
Brent: What employee would not see through a moist, chocolate-layered charade like that?
Lacey: You know, a paycheque for a job well done is all the dessert a staff needs.
Brent: Amen, sister! Hey, if there's any charade left over, save me a slice.
| Fitzy's Grandma: Would you like to join our club? We're the Knit Wits.
Hank: What do you do?
Fitzy's Grandma: We knit.
Emma: He doesn't know how to knit, so good bye, Hank.
Hank: I could learn.
Emma: Or leave.
Hank: Oh, it doesn't seem so hard... you just move those needles around 'til you make that ball, right?
(the ladies laugh)
Emma: That's not a joke! He thinks that how you really knit.
| Brent: (to Lacey) We had a pact! A no-lameness pact, remember? I called you 'Sister'. We made fun of their stupid cake. Which was delicious, by the way.
| Emma: [Oscar]'s writing the Senior's Beat for The Howler.
Karen: What happened to Mrs. O'Hanlan?
Emma: She died.
Karen: Oh, that's great! ...No, it's great that Oscar's busy, not that she died.
Davis: Although, he wouldn't have the job if she were still alive, so I guess it is great that she's dead.
Karen: We should go now.
| Hank: Catch you at the next meeting, ladies. Where is that, by the way?
Emma: Oh, you know, at the place.
Hank: Wait, wait, what time?
Emma: That's right.
| (explaining to Wanda that she has to eat as much as Brent does)
Lacey: I mean, that man can pack it away. Oh, I'm talking, like, he can eat. I mean, he can really pack it away.
Wanda: Okay, no problem. But does he eat a chili dog every day?
Lacey: Three. Plus pie. Not a piece of pie; a pie.
Wanda: Wow, that's um... wow.
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