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Series 1 |
| 1 :01x01 - Flushed (May/12/2000) | | Steve is attempting to dump his girlfriend, Jane, but Jane is quite bizarrely refusing to accept Steve's split with her. Meanwhile, Patrick is trying to dump Susan, but Susan is confused as she didn't really think they were actually going out. While attempting to break up with Jane, Steve asks Susan out and she accepts. How will their first date go? | | Guest Stars: Raji James as Waiter | Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Steven Moffat | | | |
| 2 :01x02 - Size Matters (May/19/2000) | | Susan invites Steve to her house for dinner. The men argue over whether or not Susan expects to finish the night with sex, while the girls realize that that might be a mistaken expectation. In addition, Steve is concerned regarding a comment of Susan's about her ex, Patrick, who is apparently well-endowed for a male. Steve is worried he won't measure up to Susan's expectations. | | Guest Stars: Angus Deayton as Himself, Adam Astill as Barman, Mariella Frostrup as Herself, William Scott-Masson as Howard | Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Steven Moffat | | | |
| 3 :01x03 - Sex, Death & Nudity (May/26/2000) | | Jane's aunt passes away, and Jane finagles Steve into attending. Susan, however, isn't happy with the fact that Jane hasn't let anyone else know that she and Steve have broken, up, and so also attends, which means she needs Patrick to come along to appear to be her "date," and also wants Sally along to provide moral support, which means Jeff needs to come to appear to be Sally's "date." A comedy of manners follows, as the need to behave with appropriate solemnity conflicts with everyone's inner feelings. | | Guest Stars: Jeremy Peters as Undertaker, Katharine Page as Agatha, Gwenllian Davies (1) as Aunt Muriel, Nigel Betts as Neighbour, Simon Bateso as Michael, Adam Astill as Barman, Brian Shelley as Vicar | Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Steven Moffat | | | |
| 4 :01x04 - Inferno (Jun/02/2000) | | Susan arranges a dinner party, which Jane horns in on, while bringing her psychologist, Jill along (who has dumped Jane just as Steve has, with much the same success). The gang mistake the psychologist for a lesbian friend after Jane again declares her "bisexuality". The nature of the party becomes strained when, in addition to the above confusion, Susan finds a provocatively titled porn video in Steve's VCR, called "Lesbian Spank Inferno". The women collectively agree that they don't see how anyone can find that sort of thing erotic, which culminates in an inspired interpretation of the film's premise by Steve. | | Guest Stars: Elizabeth Marmur as Jill | Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Steven Moffat | | | |
| 5 :01x05 - The Girl with Two Breasts (Jun/09/2000) | | A very attractive girl is spotted in the bar, and Jeff risks all to speak with her. Fortunately (or unfortunately...), the woman does not speak English, and Jeff doesn't speak or even recognize whatever language the woman does speak. Jeff takes advantage of the situation to utter some words he wouldn't otherwise intentionally use in a conversation (but which Jeff, being Jeff, usually has to guard himself carefully to avoid, often unsuccessfully), while inadvertently giving the girl the strong impression that Jeff likes her rather plain female friend, who is stuck doing some interpretation for them, but is only around part of the time.. | | Guest Stars: Anat Dychtwald as The Girl, Ruth Lass as Alice, Alaistair Southey as Barman, Sarah Joseph as Girl at Bar | Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Steven Moffat | | | |
| 6 :01x06 - The Cupboard of Patrick's Love (Jun/16/2000) | | Patrick's love of filming his sexual partners is discovered when by Jane. Rather quickly this knowedge comes to the attention of the entire group. There are all sorts of concerns -- Susan that Patrick has video of her, Steve that Patrick can watch Susan have sex, Jeff that he's missing something, and so on. As everyone comes by to do something with regards to the video of Patrick and Susan (see it, destroy it, confiscate it, etc.), the situation gets more and more out of hand. | Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Steven Moffat | | | |
Series 2 |
| 7 :02x01 - The Man with Two Legs (Sep/03/2001) | | Jeff's inability to communicate with women without saying something stupid continues. Jeff fancies a particular woman that always rides on the same train as he does. Eventually he gets up the nerve to talk to her, and all is going well, until he claims that he is missing a leg as a result of a bizarre, particularly Jeffish mental twist. The snowball effect applies as Jeff is introduced to the woman's brother, an actual amputee. | | Guest Stars: Paul Moody as David, Alison King (1) as Chrissy, Simon Chadwick as Liam, Imogen Bain as Woman on Train | Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Steven Moffat | | | | | | |
| 9 :02x03 - Her Best Friend's Bottom (Sep/17/2001) | | Steve and Susan shop for furniture. During the shopping, Steve erupts about woman's obession with pillows. Meanwhile, Sally's finally given in to the temptation of Patrick, but he fails to deliver. This, somehow, causes her to continuely flash Steve when he catches her coming out of the shower. | | Guest Stars: Jack Pierce as Junior Shop Assistant, Alan Cowan as Senior Shop Assistant | Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Steven Moffat | | | | | | |
| 11 :02x05 - Jane and the Truth Snake (Oct/01/2001) | Crazy Jane. Jane's fired after giving some rather bad traffic advice. Distraught, she takes some pills that cause her to act quite insanely, including creating a "Jake the Snake" sock puppet that can only tell the truth.
Meanwhile, Patrick learns a new meaning for the term “threesome.” | | Guest Stars: Susan Earl as Lynda, Shaughan Seymour as Jeremy Phillips | Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Steven Moffat | | | | | | | | | |
| 14 :02x08 - Naked (Oct/22/2001) | Jeff finally meets his match in Julia. Unfortunately, or not, she happens to be a fellow co-worker, a much higher placed co-worker.
Believing that Julia means to advance their relationship, Jeff performs a striptease in the office conference room while blindfolded. | | Guest Stars: Anwen Williams as Jeff's Mother, Ian Ralph as Boss, Ewan Watson as Jeff's Colleague, Mike Sherman as Jeff's Colleague, Suzann McLean as Jeff's Colleague, Ben Homewood as Waiter, Lou Gish as Julia Davis, Simon Clayton as Policeman | Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Steven Moffat | | | | | | |
Series 3 | | | | | | |
| 18 :03x03 - Unconditional Sex (Oct/07/2002) | | Action continues from the last episode, with Jeff trying to figure out what to do with the offer of unconditional sex. Jeff decides to put her off without actually saying no, and eventually states that he cannot be with her yet, because his girlfriend just died. | | Guest Stars: Lou Gish as Julia Davis, Emilia Fox (1) as Wilma Lettings | Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Steven Moffat | | | | | | |
| 20 :03x05 - The Freckle, The Key And The Couple Who Weren't (Oct/21/2002) | Steve discovers a mole and is disturbed to find out that Susan can't tell him if it is new or not. Meanwhile, Steve and Susan run into Jane and James (the religious broadcaster fellow) and they compare notes and find out something none-expected.
Jeff, meanwhile, is having some kinky fun with Julia when he accidently traps her on the bed, right when her ex-boyfriend SAS soldier shows up. | | Guest Stars: Marc Bannerman as Joe, Lloyd Owen as James, Lou Gish as Julia Davis | Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Steven Moffat | | | | | | | | | |
Series 4 |
| 23 :04x01 - Nine and a Half Minutes (May/10/2004) | Nine and a half minutes are seen from three different points of view, and new character Oliver is introduced.
Jane is to meet a blind date, and mistakenly believes that her doctor might be her date. Susan is working through the fact that she is pregnant, and Sally is desirous of some form of committed relationship with Patrick.
Jeff, meanwhile, is off to Lesbos, but off-camera. | | Guest Stars: Pandora Colin as Emma, Robin Kermode as Dr. Reynolds, Amanda Abbington as Nicola | Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Steven Moffat | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
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