Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm

1 :01x01 - The Pants Tent

Larry notices a lift in the middle of his jeans, that everyone believes it an erection, though it's not.

2 :01x02 - Ted and Mary

Larry and Cheryl's fun-filled double date with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen ends badly at the bowling alley, when Larry discovers that someone has taken off with his shoes. The next day Mary calls, and a smitten Larry agrees to go shopping with the actress and her mom at Barney's, and even buys the same jacket that Mary is wearing. Neither Ted nor Cheryl seem amused. Believing that Ted and Mary have invited them to see a Paul Simon concert Saturday night, Larry and Cheryl are chagrined when their new friends never call, ruining their night. Larry thinks it's because he gagged after drinking Mary's mother's water by mistake. Meanwhile, Larry retrieves his shoes from the schmuck who pinched them, but gets into a fight with the shoe salesman who ordered him a new pair.

3 :01x03 - Porno Gil

By not picking up a golf ball that drops out of a bucket carried by a man in a tacky western hat, Larry sets off a bizarre chain of events in which he's forced to attend a party at the home of a porno businessman named Gil (Odenkirk), getting lost with Cheryl along the way. The party ends up being a disaster, as Larry refuses to take off his shoes, breaks a lamp, loses his watch, is forced to do a dreaded "double goodbye." Meanwhile, Jeff is hospitalized for emergency bypass surgery and asks Larry to remove the secret porno stash at his home so his wife doesn't find it. While carrying out the favor, Larry discovers a familiar face on one of the video boxes.

4 :01x04 - The Bracelet

Cheryl and Larry get into a fight after she returns from a trip and he's too distracted by a game on TV to greet her properly. To make peace, Larry decides to buy her a bracelet at a jewelry store, but isn't allowed in because of his shabby clothes. After bribing a guy to use his cell phone, Larry calls pal Richard Lewis, who arrives to help--except that the store is now closed for lunch. The pair end up helping a blind man move into his apartment, the jewelry store closes for the night, and Richard ends up coveting the same bracelet that Larry wants to buy.

5 :01x05 - Interior Decorator

By politely holding the elevator door for a woman in an office building, Larry ends up losing his place before her at the doctor's office, and is delayed 40 minutes. As a result, Larry ends up missing an important meeting with Diane Keaton. At home, Larry and Cheryl are visited by their interior decorator, who has Keaton's phone number but won't give it to Larry even though the actress called and left her number, which Larry couldn't decipher because of static. Thanks to Jeff, however, Larry is able to go to Keaton's house, where he runs into his decorator, gets into a fight, and breaks Diane's lamp -- the same type that was in Porno Gil's pad.

6 :01x06 - The Wire

Hoping to bury an unsightly telephone wire dangling over their yard, Larry and Cheryl befriend a pair of bizarre neighbors who must approve the burial. The husband is an incompetent lawyer but a big Seinfeld fan, so to appease him Larry arranges to have Julia Louis-Dreyfuss come for a visit. But when the actress arrives, the lawyer is missing; he's been hired to defend Jeff in a case involving a destructive kid Jeff sponsored for a Fresh Air Fund camp. At Larry's house, Julia ends up buying a bracelet from the lawyer's wife -- the same kind Larry wanted in episode 4 -- only to later accuse Larry of stealing it after he buys a similar one for Cheryl.

7 :01x07 - AAMCO

During a test-drive of Jeff's new "toy", a vintage '57 Chevy convertible, Larry mistakes the horn in an Aamco radio spot for that of an actual car idling behind him at a red light -- and ends up getting the car rammed. Later, hosting a dinner party catered by an unscrupulous woman who ends up stealing the leftovers, Larry meets Mike Duffy, an actual Aamco repairman, who agrees to fix Jeff's car. But Larry's good fortune is short-lived as he ends up alienating Mike by refusing to invite him to his house on Martha's Vineyard.

8 :01x08 - Beloved Aunt

At the funeral for Cheryl's aunt, Larry offers to use his connections (Jeff) to place an obituary in the newspaper. But when the paper comes out, the "a" in "aunt" has been inadvertently replaced with a "c", and Cheryl's family is convinced that Larry did it on purpose. Further incensed that Larry counseled Cheryl's sister's boyfriend to break off their relationship during the funeral, Cheryl throws Larry out of the house. Larry ends up staying for part of the night at Jeff's, but is thrown out after Jeff's mother accuses him of trying to cop a feel. He ends up begging for a room at the hotel where his sister-in-law's now-ex-boyfriend is staying, but ends up getting thrown out of the hotel as well. It's a good thing his car has reclining seats.

9 :01x09 - Affirmative Action

On his way to the drug store to fill a prescription for his wife's itchy skin condition, Larry meets with Richard Lewis, who insists that he and Cheryl come by for coffee after dinner so Larry can make up with Richard's girlfriend. The two then run into a black dermatologist friend of Richard's, whom Larry promptly offends with a tasteless affirmative-action joke. Shocked, Larry forgets to go to the drug store. Later, he loses Cheryl's prescription by giving it to a restaurant maitre 'd instead of a twenty-dollar bill. Now he's forced to try to get a new one from the dermatologist he insulted earlier.

10 :01x10 - The Group

Jeff knows the director of The Vagina Monologues, and suggests that Cheryl (a former actress) should replace an actress who's quitting the cast. Leaving his office, a grateful Cheryl and Larry run into one of Larry's old flames: Lucy Montone, a buxom actress who inspires Cheryl's jealousy.

11 :02x01 - The Car Salesman

Living out of a hotel (they were fed up with "the wire" at their old home), Larry and Cheryl make a successful bid on a seaside chateau owned by Jason Alexander's new agent, Jay Schneider. Moving in, however, they learn their new dream home has a disturbing "house sound" of unknown origin. Meanwhile, Larry shocks his wife and friends by deciding to take a job as a car salesman, but is foiled by when "high maintenance" friend Richard Lewis shows up at the dealership. And in (yet) another case of art imitating life, Larry and Jason Alexander contemplate making a new TV series about an actor who can't find work because he's typecast as a "jackass" character from a hit series.

12 :02x02 - Thor

Jeff leaves his wife Susie, and his concerns about his dirty laundry being aired in court filter down to Larry, who becomes obsessed with showing Cheryl how un-kinky he is. Instead, after one of their neighbors takes his casual greeting the wrong way, Cheryl mistakenly concludes that Larry has an ass fetish. Meanwhile, Larry seeks revenge on pro wrestler Thor Olson, who he's convinced slashed his tire following an argument on the road, and recruits Jeff to redress the wrong in return for Larry's delivering Jeff's clothes to the hotel. Larry decides to meet with Jason Alexander about their new show, but the two end up getting into an argument about where to hold their meetings.

13 :02x03 - Trick or Treat

Larry and Cheryl attend the premiere of a movie written by his handicapped friend Cliff Cobb, during which Larry manages to offend a Jewish neighbor, alienate Cliff (as well as the memory of his salad-inventing grandfather), and send out misguided romantic overtures to Cliff's wife Shelly. Later, the Davids experience the "trick" side of Halloween when Larry refuses to give candy to two uncostumed teenagers. Having failed to secure a bracelet for his wife on her birthday, Larry makes amends with the perfect gift on a romantic morning -- until Jeff arrives to pick him up for a round of golf.

14 :02x04 - The Shrimp Incident

Larry suspects that HBO exec Allan Wasserman has lifted some shrimp out of his Chinese food following a take-out mix-up. Later, when he and Julia Louis-Dreyfus are pitching their new show to HBO, Larry just can't leave the subject of the shrimp alone. The situation isn't helped when Larry's labeled a misogynist after uttering the "c" word at a poker game. As if that's not enough, Wasserman learns from certain "eyewitnesses" that Larry beats his wife.

15 :02x05 - The Thong

Larry decides he can't continue seeing his shrink after seeing him wearing a thong bathing suit on the beach. Fellow patient Richard Lewis agrees, and the two plot ways to end their doctor/patient relationship. Meanwhile, Rob Reiner convinces Larry to participate in a celebrity auction to benefit Groat's Syndrome, but Larry ends up turning off the winning "lunch with Larry" bidder.

16 :02x06 - The Acupuncturist

An acupuncturist agrees to waive his $5,000 fee if he can't cure Larry's back. Coincidentally, a down-on-his-luck writer asks Larry for a $5,000 loan, claiming he'll soon pay the loan off since his wealthy father is close to death. Later, at a not-so-surprise birthday party for the writer's wife, Larry manages to convince the father to cut his son out of his will, but the old man dies before the change is made. That doesn't mean Larry will get his $5,000 back, although he is forced to pay off his acupuncturist, even though his back isn't cured.

17 :02x07 - The Doll

Having successfully pitched his Julia Louis-Dreyfus project to ABC, Larry agrees to attend a pair of mini-series screenings at the network starting that night. The young daughter of ABC prexy Lane Michaelson is there, and promptly gets Larry to cut the hair off her beloved rare doll, throwing a fit when she learns that the hair won't grow back. To save face, Jeff and Larry steal the head off Jeff's daughter's doll, incurring the wrath of Jeff's estranged wife Susie. As the ordeal plays out, Larry must also contend with an unlockable bathroom and the call of nature.

18 :02x08 - Shaq

Larry is villainized for accidentally tripping Shaquille O'Neal at a Lakers game, but the incident ironically ends up bringing him good luck.

19 :02x09 - The Baptism

Larry can't believe that the Jewish man who is marrying Cheryl's sister is converting to Christianity. Richard Lewis accuses Larry of stealing the outgoing message of his answering machine, and Larry accuses several passengers of stealing his airline tickets.

20 :02x10 - The Massage

Cheryl's psychic busts Larry for a naughty massage, and a restaurant owner busts Larry for stealing forks.

21 :03x01 - Chet's Shirt

Larry and Jeff invest in a restaurant with Ted Danson. In lieu of attending his dentist's dinner party, Larry decides to shop for waiters' uniforms, and in the process buys spiffy matching shirts for Ted and himself. But after Danson realizes his shirt has a small rip in it, he demotes Larry in The Wizard of Oz scene they're re-enacting for his daughter's birthday party (Larry refuses to switch from the Lion to the Tin Man). At the party, little Jill Danson misses the piñata and hits Larry in the mouth with her bat. Following an emergency visit to his dentist (who learned why Larry had skipped the dinner party), Larry is left with two abnormally large front teeth and one clean shirt that both he and Ted covet.

22 :03x02 - The Benadryl Brownie

About five years after the rest of the world, Larry enters the world of cell phones. Using his new toy, he calls Cheryl and asks her to tell Randy, the chef at his new restaurant, to omit peanuts from the dinner that night because Richard Lewis' new girlfriend, Deborah, is allergic to them. But bad phone reception prevents Cheryl from hearing the message, and Deborah gets sick. A practicing Christian Scientist, she refuses to take medicine to clear up the hives on her face. Richard will not be seen with her at the Emmys that night looking like this, so he and Larry concoct a plan to bake a batch of Benadryl brownies for her to eat. The ruse fails, and that night on TV, the Davids (along with millions of others) see Joan Rivers lambasting Richard and his none-too-attractive date on the red carpet.

23 :03x03 - Club Soda and Salt

Dismayed in part over the peanut incident, Randy quits the restaurant and Larry, Jeff and Ted must hustle to find a new chef. Ted suggests they audition his personal chef at home, but at dinner, Larry feels the food just wasn't that good and rejects the candidate. Meanwhile, Larry accuses Cheryl of having a crush on a tennis-playing cast member of Tony & Tina's Wedding; a couple rejects Larry's wedding gift because it's more than a year late; and a saleswoman becomes convinced that Larry is stalking her as payback for her being too aggressive in a store.

24 :03x04 - The Nanny from Hell

Larry, Cheryl, Jeff and Susie encounter a "nanny from hell" whose reign of terror is thwarted by twelve sponge cakes. Larry commits a "penis faux pas" after a pool party, and Richard Lewis seeks immortality from Bartlett's Quotations.

25 :03x05 - The Terrorist Attack

A rumored threat of a terrorist attack undermines a benefit performance by Alanis Morissette. Meanwhile, Larry can't help snubbing Paul Reiser's wife Mindy during a series of encounters at a restaurant and the perfume shop where she works.

26 :03x06 - The Special Section

Larry's mother dies while he's shooting a film in NYC, but he doesn't find out until he returns to LA two days after the funeral. Getting over the initial shock, Larry uses his loss as an excuse to get out a number of unsavory invitations. Meanwhile, Richard Lewis accuses Larry of Indian-giving his meditation mantra and Larry plots to relocate his mother's body at the cemetery.

27 :03x07 - The Corpse-Sniffing Dog

Over a makeup dinner with the Braudys, Larry openly ponders the question, "When a husband pays the check, do you have to also thank the wife?" with predictable results. Jeff's return home is being ruined by his allergies to the family's corpse-sniffing German Shepherd; but his daughter Sammy won't give him up. Concerned about his agent's welfare, Larry figures out an ingenious way to give the pooch to the Braudys, who are looking for just such a dog.

28 :03x08 - Krazee-Eyez Killa

Larry is accused of betraying the confidences of Wanda's boyfriend, a rapper he met at a party. Later, Larry alienates Jeff's wife Susie by passing on her house-tour offer, then runs into problems trying to replace a sports jacket Cheryl threw out.

29 :03x09 - Mary, Joseph and Larry

Larry proves himself an incompetent Christmas tipper, while both Larry and Jeff prove themselves incompetent at creating believable alibis for the messes they get in. After offending his housekeeper, Larry makes up with her at the expense of his wife. Later, Larry attempts to make up with Cheryl's family for ruining their nativity scene.

30 :03x10 - The Grand Opening

Larry figures out a way to fire a chef, and alienate an important restaurant critic, in the days before his new restaurant is scheduled to open. As Susie stews over a misunderstanding with Larry and Cheryl, the Davids spend some quality time at the car wash. With its grand opening at hand, the restaurant owners hire a new chef with a penchant for speaking his mind.

31 :04x01 - Mel's Offer

With their tenth wedding anniversary approaching, Larry reminds Cheryl of a "present" she promised him back when they got engaged. Later that night, a karaoke performance ends up landing Larry an unlikely plum role.

32 :04x02 - Ben's Birthday Party

Larry reconnects with Michael, his blind tormenter, to bad results. Meanwhile, Richard Lewis asks Larry for an unusual favor, and Larry's poor party etiquette embarrasses Cheryl.

33 :04x03 - The Blind Date

Larry mends fences with Michael by setting him up on a blind date. Jeff admits to a sexual fantasy that peeves Larry; Ben Stiller delivers an ultimatum; and Larry levies a steep accusation against a group of mentally challenged workers.

34 :04x04 - The Weatherman

Larry inadvertently traumatizes the Greenes' daughter at their dinner party. Later, Larry accuses a local weatherman of misrepresenting the forecast for personal gain.

35 :04x05 - The 5 Wood

A bag of raisins & cashews threatens Larry's working relationship with David Schwimmer, while a dirty locker threatens his golf-club membership.

36 :04x06 - The Car Pool Lane

Larry finds an innovative way to use the HOV lane to get to a Dodgers game, and pays a price for getting his dad some medicinal marijuana.

37 :04x07 - The Surrogate

Larry's decision to buy a surrogate mother a baby-shower gift backfires, as do his efforts to pass a routine physical.

38 :04x08 - Wandering Bear

A surreptitious video purchase endangers Larry's relationship with his assistant, Antoinette, and nearly costs Jeff and Susie their best friend. Meanwhile, Cheryl gets medical treatment from an unorthodox source.

39 :04x09 - The Survivor

Larry contemplates a tempting offer from his Hasidic dry cleaner.

40 :04x10 - Opening Night

In the season finale, Larry opens in "The Producers" on Broadway.

41 :05x01 - The Larry David Sandwich

In the Season premiere, Larry is changed by a near-death experience, a revelation about his father, and a sandwich named after him.

42 :05x02 - The Bowtie

Larry hires a private investigator to uncover a personal secret, adopts a "racist" dog, and falls off his pedestal as a lesbian advocate, temporarily.

43 :05x03 - The Christ Nail

Larry buys his housekeeper a bra, and is saved from the wrath of her vengeful husband by orthodics and a special nail.

44 :05x04 - Kamikaze Bingo

Larry dishonors an art dealer at a Japanese restaurant, and accuses a nursing-home resident of a Bingo fix.

45 :05x05 - Lewis Needs A Kidney

Larry and Jeff debate how far they're willing to go to help out a friend in need.

46 :05x06 - The Smoking Jacket

Larry makes two wishes come true, and swaps smoking jackets with an icon.

47 :05x07 - The Seder

Larry ruffles feathers by inviting a sex offender to seder.

48 :05x08 - The Ski Lift

Larry tries to befriend the head of a kidney-transplant consortium.

49 :05x09 - The Korean Bookie

Larry suspects his Korean bookie of kidnapping Jeff's dog.

50 :05x10 - The End

In the fifth-season finale, Larry is a changed man after a trip to Sonoma, which comes as a relief to Richard Lewis.

51 :06x01 - Meet The Blacks

Cheryl convinces Larry that they should take in a family who lost their home in a hurricane, and Larry tries to avoid two parties.

52 :06x02 - The Anonymous Donor

A new home for the Davids comes with another houseguest; Larry complains about a dry-cleaning mishap to Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Cal.) after his prized Yankees jersey is lost; Ted Danson's anonymity irks Larry at a philanthropic gala.

53 :06x03 - The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial

Larry takes offense at other people's shopping methods; Marty Funkhouser mourns the loss of his mother, but is angered by the lack of flowers at her memorial.

54 :06x04 - The Lefty Call

Larry comes to regret his decision to get Richard Lewis's girlfriend a job next to the office's bathroom; Larry's political acumen needs sharpening.

55 :06x05 - The Freak Book

A limo driver's faux pas at Ted Danson's birthday party results in Larry driving John McEnroe to a Paul McCartney concert; Larry reconsiders his position in a cemetery plot with his wife and friends.

56 :06x06 - The Rat Dog

Loretta and Leon have job interviews; Jeff's exterminator bugs Larry to take him to a middle-school production of “Grease”; Larry inadvertently insults a hearing-impaired woman's dog.

57 :06x07 - The TiVo Guy

Cheryl is on a flight back home from Florida, and during the trip, the flight encounters horrific weather. Fearing for her life, she calls Larry, who has the Tivo guy over at his house and as Cheryl proclaims her love for him, he tells her to call back because the Tivo guy is there. For the rest of the week Cheryl holds a grudge against Larry.

58 :06x08 - The N Word

Larry's attempt to do something nice for Auntie Rae backfires; an opportunity arises for Larry when Jeff's treated for a sleeping disorder.

59 :06x09 - The Therapist

Larry works hard to show Cheryl that "New Larry" is the perfect man for her. When some questionable advice from his therapist goes horribly wrong during a date, Cheryl tells him that she has to consult with her therapist before making any decisions about their future.

Feeling that his back is against the wall, Larry decides that he must intervene with Cheryl's therapist and enlists the help of his own.

60 :06x10 - The Bat Mitzvah

With his recent failed attempt to rekindle Cheryl's affections weighing heavily upon him, Larry is in a deep funk. But Jeff's daughter's Bat Mitzvah is coming up, and Cheryl will be attending with her new romantic interest. Larry needs to find a date.

He also needs to find what's irritating his anus, and makes an appointment with a gastroenterologist. A disagreement with the office receptionist starts a rumor about Larry and sexual deviance with furry rodents. But while in the waiting room, he meets Paula, an attractive and charming woman who agrees to go on a date with him. But in traditional Larry fashion, he screws up the date and she goes home early.

At the last moment, Larry invites Loretta Black to the Bat Mitzvah. While at the event, he takes the opportunity to publicly address the sexual deviance/rodent issue.

It's Not A Reunion Show but It's the Closest You'll Get

A behind the scenes look at a cast reunion for Seinfeld cast members Jerry Seinfeld, Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards to start off season seven of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

61 :07x01 - Funkhouser's Crazy Sister

Larry gets roped into visiting Marty Funhouser's crazy sister, Bam Bam. Jeff and Susie invite Larry to a dinner party at the last minute and won't tell him the guest list. Meanwhile Larry races against the clock to break up with Loretta before she gets the results of her biopsy in fear of being stuck forever, not being able to break up with someone with cancer.

62 :07x02 - Vehicular Fellatio

63 :07x03 - The Reunion

64 :07x04 - The Hot Towel

65 :07x05 - Denise Handicapped

Larry discovers there's an upside to having a disability. And, Larry has a run-in with Rosie O'Donnell concerning a restaurant bill.

66 :07x06 - The Bare Midriff

67 :07x07 - The Black Swan

68 :07x08 - Officer Krupke

69 :07x09 - The Table Read

70 :07x10 - Seinfeld

Larry is hopeful that his plan is working when Cheryl invites him over to review the Seinfeld reunion script. But when an attempt to right a wronged Mocha Joe causes Larry to miss the date, Cheryl ends up turning to Jason Alexander for coaching.

71 :08x01 - The Divorce

Larry learns his divorce lawyer isn't kosher; he also places a cookie order from the Girl Scout-daughter of a beleaguered sports owner.

72 :08x02 - The Safe House

73 :08x03 - Palestinian Chicken

74 :08x04 - The Smiley Face

Larry vows to topple a sacred dating taboo, and regrets making concessions to his new office neighbor; Jeff's alibi to get out of a dinner backfires.

75 :08x05 - Vow of Silence

Larry's evolving alibi to get out of a charity function results in unexpected travel plans. Meanwhile, Susie makes demands for the terminally ill family dog's last meal; and Larry points out personal flaws in the buffet line and in parking lots.

76 :08x06 - The Hero

Larry's heroic side comes out in the air and underground; Jeff pursues a professional relationship with Ricky Gervais.

77 :08x07 - The Bi-Sexual

Larry and Rosie O'Donnell vie for the same woman's affection. Meanwhile, Larry gets to the bottom of a Japanese cultural tradition and turns down lunch with a Los Angeleno.

78 :08x08 - Car Periscope

Larry and Jeff mull an investment opportunity; Larry's training schedule is preempted by Wanda Sykes.

79 :08x09 - Mister Softee

Larry is haunted by a traumatic childhood experience involving an ice-cream truck, which affects his relationship with his girlfriend (Ana Gasteyer), an important softball game and his therapy bills. Meanwhile, Larry pals around with former baseball player Bill Buckner, who is still dogged by a 1986 World Series gaffe.

80 :08x10 - Larry vs. Michael J. Fox

In the eighth-season finale, Larry clashes with his New York neighbor Michael J. Fox; Jeff makes a sacrifice for Susie; and Larry is flagged for giving an improper birthday gift.