Club Manager: When do you think I'll be able to let the players through?
Dominic: I think what you meant to say there was, uh, how can you spare your, uh, members, your club members, the sort of... unsettling experience of seeing death up close, and at the same time, show some respect for this deceased man here. Let me think.
Club Manager: I'll tell them the 13th is closed for the day.
Dominic: Oh, perfect. I never would have thought of that.
Dominic: Okay, it's official. We got an idiot.