Quinn: People are so weird!
Daria: Some are weird. Some are just astonishingly self-centered and deceitful.
Tricia: We're supposed to be discussing current events.
Daria: I have a headache. Is that current enough for you?
Tricia: Sugar is bad.
Tad: Sugar rots your teeth.
Tricia: Sugar makes you hyper.
Tad: Hitler ate sugar.
Tad: But too much TV is bad for you.
Tricia: It can turn you into a zombie, Daria.
Daria: Well, that'll make three of us.
Mr. DeMartino: Can anyone give me another example of a group using coercive techniques such as peer pressure, chanting, and social isolation to achieve control over its members? Brittany?
Mr. DeMartino: Ah, Brittany. Sometimes, despite a complete lack of insight, you stumble upon an interesting answer.
On TV, the announcer says that the low will be 41 degrees, but on the screen, none of the lows read below 50 degrees.
When Jane reads the kids "The Little Engine That Could", her tights disappear, then reappear.