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Daria: Just Add Water

Ms. Li has the school raise money by organizing a mandatory casino cruise. On the old, beat up boat, Mr. DeMartino struggles with his gambling addiction, Quinn gets stood up and Daria and Jane try to sleep. Things take a turn for the worst when the boat runs into a garbage scow and Titanic-like situations occur.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 3x12
Production Number: 312
Airdate: Wednesday August 11th, 1999

Episode Notes
This episode was not re-aired on Noggin.

Non-Speaking Characters: Corey, Ms. Defoe, Mrs. Manson

ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Black GrapeKelly's Heroes 
Blink 182What's My Age Again? 
Celine DionMy Heart Will Go On 
Kenny RogersThe Gambler 
PlaceboPure Morning 

Episode Quotes
Helen: Daria, wake up!! Have you seen your father?
Daria: Mom? Dr. Moreau invited you to the island, too?

Ms. Li: I haven't heard anyone try so hard to squirm out of a school event since Helen Morgendorffer made up that ridiculous excuse about being allergic to crepe paper.

Quinn: I can't believe Marco isn't here yet.
Daria: (under her breath) It appears the unthinkable has happened.
Quinn: Tube tops are coming back?

Jane: We're never going to get any sleep, are we?
Daria: Not unless we kill every living thing on board.
Jane: I'm okay with that.

Jane: Let's gamble all our chips away in one grand, magnificently pointless gesture.
Daria: That's the only kind of gesture I make.

Quinn: Oh, um, he got stuck at a photo shoot, but he said he might stop by later.
Tiffany: Later? We're on a boat.
Quinn: You know, Tiffany, there are things called helicopters.

Brittany: Oh, Kevvy, alone at last!
Kevin: Babe, want to join the Mile-High Club?
Daria: I know -- why don't you join the Bottom-of-the-Ocean Club?

Episode Goofs
At the roulette table, the color of the poker chips change colors throughout the scene.

Quinn goes to get her hair highlighted, but afterwards the highlights are never seen.

Cultural References
Dee Dee and Ms. Barch on the ship

Dee Dee and Ms. Barch standing on the bow of the ship is a parody of a similar scene from Titanic starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet.

Kevin: Babe, want to join the Mile-High Club?

The "Mile-High Club" refers to a couple that has had sex in an airplane restroom while in flight.

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